[WVU Cycling] question for other sponsor potentials

[Fastest Fat Kid]

One of the sponsor forms I'm filling out asks if anyone on the team
has been previously convicted of a criminal offense (felony or serious
misdemeanor?)  I'll assume no b/c I'm not aware of anyone we make fun
of for such a situation but if you do fall into this category, please
call me (740-525-5843) and I'll help you be discrete about it but i
don't want to lie on a sponsor form.