Kiriman rekan Sharif Dayan: The Differential Theory of US Armed Forces (Snake Model)
Upon encountering a snake in the Area of Operations (AO)... 01. Infantry: Snake smells them, can't stand the smell, leaves area. 02. Airborne (Linud) : Lands on and kills the snake. 03. Armor (Kavaleri): Drives over snake, laughs, and looks for more snakes. 04. Aviation (AU): Has 12-digit grid coordinates of snake from GPS. FAC (Paskhas) gives steer to target. Can't find snake. Returns to base for refuel, crew rest and manicure. 05. Ranger (Raiders): Plays with snake, then eats it. 06. Field Artillery (Armed): Kills snake with massive TOT (Time On Target) barrage with three Forward Artillery Brigades in support. Kills several hundred civilians as unavoidable collateral damage. Mission is considered a success and all participants (inc. cooks, mechanics and clerks) are awarded Silver Stars 07. Special Forces (Passus): Makes contact with snake, ignores all State Department directives and Theater Commander Rules of Engagement by building rapport with snake and winning its heart and mind. Trains it to kill other snakes. Files enormous claim for travel pay settlement upon return. 08. Combat Engineer (Zeni): Studies snake. Prepares in-depth doctrinal thesis in obscure 5 series Field Manual about how to defeat snake using countermobility assets. Complains that maneuver forces don't understand how to properly conduct doctrinal counter-snake ops. 09. Navy SEAL (Den Jaka): Expends all ammunition and calls for naval gunfire support in failed attempt to kill snake. Snake bites SEAL and retreats to safety. Hollywood makes fantasy film in which SEALS kill myriad extremist snakes. 10. Navy (AL): Fires off 50 cruise missiles from various types of ships, kills snake and makes presentation to Senate Appropriations Committee on how Naval forces are the most cost-effective means of anti-snake force projection. --[YONSATU - ITB]---------------------------------------------------------- Online archive : <http://yonsatu.mahawarman.net> Moderators : <mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED]> Unsubscribe : <mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED]> Vacation : <mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED]>
