Kiriman rekan Sharif Dayan:
The Differential Theory of US Armed Forces (Snake Model)

Upon encountering a snake in the Area of Operations (AO)...

01. Infantry: Snake smells them, can't stand the smell, leaves area.

02. Airborne (Linud) : Lands on and kills the snake.

03. Armor (Kavaleri): Drives over snake, laughs, and looks for more
snakes.

04. Aviation (AU): Has 12-digit grid coordinates of snake from GPS.
FAC (Paskhas) gives steer to target. Can't find snake. Returns to base
for refuel, crew rest and manicure.

05. Ranger (Raiders): Plays with snake, then eats it.

06. Field Artillery (Armed): Kills snake with massive TOT (Time On
Target) barrage with three Forward Artillery Brigades in support.
Kills several hundred civilians as unavoidable collateral damage.
Mission is considered a success and all participants (inc. cooks,
mechanics and clerks) are awarded Silver Stars

07. Special Forces (Passus): Makes contact with snake, ignores all
State Department directives and Theater Commander Rules of Engagement
by building rapport with snake and winning its heart and mind. Trains
it to kill other snakes. Files enormous claim for travel pay
settlement upon return.

08. Combat Engineer (Zeni): Studies snake. Prepares in-depth doctrinal
thesis in obscure 5 series Field Manual about how to defeat snake
using countermobility assets. Complains that maneuver forces don't
understand how to properly conduct doctrinal counter-snake ops.

09. Navy SEAL (Den Jaka): Expends all ammunition and calls for naval
gunfire support in failed attempt to kill snake. Snake bites SEAL and
retreats to safety. Hollywood makes fantasy film in which SEALS kill
myriad extremist snakes.

10. Navy (AL): Fires off 50 cruise missiles from various types of
ships, kills snake and makes presentation to Senate Appropriations
Committee on how Naval forces are the most cost-effective means of
anti-snake force projection.


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