Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!!!!!
Ovo poslednje zvuci kao moj najbolji ortak!!!
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!

--- Robert Osswald <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote:

> Dakle, princeza zarobljena u zamku koji cuva zmaj.
> Dolazi nas protagonista...
> 
> 
> GRIND METAL:
> 
> The protagonist arrives, screams something
> completely undecipherable
> for about 2 mintues and then leaves...
> 
> POWER METAL:
> 
> The protagonist arrives riding a white unicorn,
> escapes from the
> dragon, saves the princess and they make love in an
> enchanted forest
> 
> TRASH METAL:
> 
> The protagonist arrives, fights the dragon, saves
> the princes and
> fucks her....... easy and quick
> 
> FOLK METAL:
> 
> The protagonist arrives with some friends playing
> accordions, violins,
> flutes and many more weird instruments, the dragon
> falls asleep (from
> all the dancing) protagonist leaves without the
> princess
> 
>  HEAVY METAL:
> 
> The protagonist arrives on a Harley Davidson, kills
> the dragon, drinks
> some beers and fucks the princess
> 
> VIKING METAL:
> 
> The protagonist arrives in a ship, kills the dragon
> with his migthy
> axe, cooks and eats it, rapes the princess to death,
> steals the castle
> and burns the place before he leaves
> 
> DEATH METAL:
> 
> The protagonist arrives, kills the dragon, fucks the
> princess and
> kills her, then leaves
> 
> BLACK METAL:
> 
> The protagonist arrives at midnight, kills the
> dragon and impales it
> in the front of the castle.....then sodomizes the
> princess, drinks her
> blood in a ritual before killing her.....then he
> impales the
> deflowered princess
> 
> GORE METAL:
> 
> The protagonist arrives, kills the dragon and
> spreads his guts in the
> front of the castle, fucks the princess and kills
> her....then he fucks
> again her dead body, slashes her belly open and eats
> her guts, fucks
> the carcass for the third time, burns the corpse and
> fucks it for the
> last time
> 
> DOOM METAL:
> 
> The protagonist arrives, sees the size of the dragon
> and thinks that
> he never could beat him, gets depressed and commits
> suicide....the
> dragon eats his body and the princess as well
> 
> PROGRESIVE METAL:
> 
> The protagonist arrives with a guitar and plays a
> solo for 26 minutes,
> the dragon kills himself out of boredom, the
> protagonist arrives to
> the princess' bedroom, plays another solo with all
> the techniques
> learned in the last year of the conservatory... the
> princess escapes,
> and is now looking for the "HEAVY METAL" protagonist
> 
> INDUSTRIAL METAL:
> 
> The protagonist arrives wearing greasy overcoat,
> makes an obscene
> gestures towards dragon, and gets escorted out of
> fairy tale land by
> security guards.
> 
> GLAM METAL:
> 
> The protagonist arrives, the dragon laughs at the
> guy's appearance and
> lets him enter, he steals the princess' make-up and
> tries to paint the
> castle in a beautiful pink color.
> 
> --
> * Robert Osswald * [EMAIL PROTECTED] *
> * ICQ:25691421 * Y!:robertosswald * AIM:rosswald76 *
> * MSN:[EMAIL PROTECTED] *
> Jabber:[EMAIL PROTECTED] *
> 


Jazzy;-)


        
                
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