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--- Robert Osswald <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote: > Dakle, princeza zarobljena u zamku koji cuva zmaj. > Dolazi nas protagonista... > > > GRIND METAL: > > The protagonist arrives, screams something > completely undecipherable > for about 2 mintues and then leaves... > > POWER METAL: > > The protagonist arrives riding a white unicorn, > escapes from the > dragon, saves the princess and they make love in an > enchanted forest > > TRASH METAL: > > The protagonist arrives, fights the dragon, saves > the princes and > fucks her....... easy and quick > > FOLK METAL: > > The protagonist arrives with some friends playing > accordions, violins, > flutes and many more weird instruments, the dragon > falls asleep (from > all the dancing) protagonist leaves without the > princess > > HEAVY METAL: > > The protagonist arrives on a Harley Davidson, kills > the dragon, drinks > some beers and fucks the princess > > VIKING METAL: > > The protagonist arrives in a ship, kills the dragon > with his migthy > axe, cooks and eats it, rapes the princess to death, > steals the castle > and burns the place before he leaves > > DEATH METAL: > > The protagonist arrives, kills the dragon, fucks the > princess and > kills her, then leaves > > BLACK METAL: > > The protagonist arrives at midnight, kills the > dragon and impales it > in the front of the castle.....then sodomizes the > princess, drinks her > blood in a ritual before killing her.....then he > impales the > deflowered princess > > GORE METAL: > > The protagonist arrives, kills the dragon and > spreads his guts in the > front of the castle, fucks the princess and kills > her....then he fucks > again her dead body, slashes her belly open and eats > her guts, fucks > the carcass for the third time, burns the corpse and > fucks it for the > last time > > DOOM METAL: > > The protagonist arrives, sees the size of the dragon > and thinks that > he never could beat him, gets depressed and commits > suicide....the > dragon eats his body and the princess as well > > PROGRESIVE METAL: > > The protagonist arrives with a guitar and plays a > solo for 26 minutes, > the dragon kills himself out of boredom, the > protagonist arrives to > the princess' bedroom, plays another solo with all > the techniques > learned in the last year of the conservatory... the > princess escapes, > and is now looking for the "HEAVY METAL" protagonist > > INDUSTRIAL METAL: > > The protagonist arrives wearing greasy overcoat, > makes an obscene > gestures towards dragon, and gets escorted out of > fairy tale land by > security guards. > > GLAM METAL: > > The protagonist arrives, the dragon laughs at the > guy's appearance and > lets him enter, he steals the princess' make-up and > tries to paint the > castle in a beautiful pink color. > > -- > * Robert Osswald * [EMAIL PROTECTED] * > * ICQ:25691421 * Y!:robertosswald * AIM:rosswald76 * > * MSN:[EMAIL PROTECTED] * > Jabber:[EMAIL PROTECTED] * > Jazzy;-) __________________________________ Yahoo! Mail - PC Magazine Editors' Choice 2005 http://mail.yahoo.com ------------------------ Yahoo! Groups Sponsor --------------------~--> Get fast access to your favorite Yahoo! Groups. Make Yahoo! your home page http://us.click.yahoo.com/dpRU5A/wUILAA/yQLSAA/rzJolB/TM --------------------------------------------------------------------~-> Stay Metal, YU Metal. Yahoo! Groups Links <*> To visit your group on the web, go to: http://groups.yahoo.com/group/YUmetal/ <*> To unsubscribe from this group, send an email to: [EMAIL PROTECTED] <*> Your use of Yahoo! Groups is subject to: http://docs.yahoo.com/info/terms/