I don't disagree. But as a one-liner I don't think you can beat, " My dick is a Harley, you kick it to start."
Regards Mike --- In Zappa-List@yahoogroups.com, Eli Marcus <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote: > > Of course, Frank was such a sharp wit, a genius both with music and with > words, > and all of "You Are What You Is" has great dialog, and there are certainly > many classic verses that we have all memorized from "Joe's Garage" and > "Sheik Yerbuti" > but when it comes to something that gets you in your mind and in your > gut (laughing that is), > I think my all time favorite cleaver Zappa song would be "Cosmik Debris" > > The mystery man came over > And he said Im outta sight! > He said for a nominal service charge > I could reach nirvana tonight > If I was ready, willing and able > To pay him his regular fee > He would drop all the rest of > His pressing affairs and devote > His attention to me > > But I said look here brother > Who you jiving with that cosmik debris? > Now who you jiving with that cosmik debris? > Look here brother, dont waste your time on me > > The mystery man got nervous > And he fidget around a bit > He reached in the pocket of his mystery robe > And he whipped out a shaving kit > Now I thought it was a razor > And a can of foaming goo > But he told me right then when the top popped open > There was nothin his box wont do > With the oil of aphrodite, and the dust of the grand wazoo > He said you might not believe this, little fella > But itll cure your asthma too > > And I said look here brother > Who you jiving with that cosmik debris? > Now what kind of a guru are you, anyway? > Look here brother, dont waste your time on me > (dont waste your time) > > Ive got troubles of my own, I said > And you cant help me out > So, take your meditations and your preparations > And ram it up your snout! > But I got the crystal ball, he said > And held it to the ligh > So I snatched it, all away from him > And I showed him how to do it right > > I wrapped a newspaper round my head > So I looked like I was deep > I said some mumbo-jumbo, then > I told him he was going to sleep > I robbed his rings and pocketwatch > And everything else I found > I had that sucker hypnotized > He couldnt even make a sound > I proceeded to tell him his future, then > As long as he was hanging around > I said the price of meat has just gone up > And your old lady has just gone down! > > And I said look here brother-who you > Jiving with that cosmik debris? > Now is that a real poncho or is that a sears poncho? > Dont you know, you could make more money as a butcher? > So, dont waste your time on me > Dont waste it, dont waste your time on me > (shanti) > > -- > Eli Marcus > www.EliMarcus.com > blog: http://elisblues.blogspot.com > http://www.myspace.com/elisblues > > "Yesterday is history, > Tomorrow is a mystery, > And today? today is a gift, > That's why we call it the present." > Babatunde Olatunji >