I don't disagree. But as a one-liner I don't think you can beat, " My
dick is a Harley, you kick it to start."


--- In Zappa-List@yahoogroups.com, Eli Marcus <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote:
> Of course, Frank was such a sharp wit, a genius both with music and
> words,
> and all of "You Are What You Is" has great dialog, and there are
> many classic verses that we have all memorized from "Joe's Garage" and
> "Sheik Yerbuti"
> but when it comes to something that gets you in your mind and in your
> gut (laughing that is),
> I think my all time favorite cleaver Zappa song would be "Cosmik
> The mystery man came over
> And he said Im outta sight!
> He said for a nominal service charge
> I could reach nirvana tonight
> If I was ready, willing and able
> To pay him his regular fee
> He would drop all the rest of
> His pressing affairs and devote
> His attention to me
> But I said look here brother
> Who you jiving with that cosmik debris?
> Now who you jiving with that cosmik debris?
> Look here brother, dont waste your time on me
> The mystery man got nervous
> And he fidget around a bit
> He reached in the pocket of his mystery robe
> And he whipped out a shaving kit
> Now I thought it was a razor
> And a can of foaming goo
> But he told me right then when the top popped open
> There was nothin his box wont do
> With the oil of aphrodite, and the dust of the grand wazoo
> He said you might not believe this, little fella
> But itll cure your asthma too
> And I said look here brother
> Who you jiving with that cosmik debris?
> Now what kind of a guru are you, anyway?
> Look here brother, dont waste your time on me
> (dont waste your time)
> Ive got troubles of my own, I said
> And you cant help me out
> So, take your meditations and your preparations
> And ram it up your snout!
> But I got the crystal ball, he said
> And held it to the ligh
> So I snatched it, all away from him
> And I showed him how to do it right
> I wrapped a newspaper round my head
> So I looked like I was deep
> I said some mumbo-jumbo, then
> I told him he was going to sleep
> I robbed his rings and pocketwatch
> And everything else I found
> I had that sucker hypnotized
> He couldnt even make a sound
> I proceeded to tell him his future, then
> As long as he was hanging around
> I said the price of meat has just gone up
> And your old lady has just gone down!
> And I said look here brother-who you
> Jiving with that cosmik debris?
> Now is that a real poncho or is that a sears poncho?
> Dont you know, you could make more money as a butcher?
> So, dont waste your time on me
> Dont waste it, dont waste your time on me
> (shanti)
> --
> Eli Marcus
> www.EliMarcus.com
> blog: http://elisblues.blogspot.com
> http://www.myspace.com/elisblues
> "Yesterday is history,
> Tomorrow is a mystery,
> And today? today is a gift,
> That's why we call it the present."
> Babatunde Olatunji

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