Hilarious. Rod Scholl
-----Original Message----- From: AVB [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] Sent: Monday, January 10, 2005 7:14 PM To: [email protected] Subject: Re: [Zen] Ten powers Rod Scholl wrote: You've mentioned these ten super-powers several times. I hope you'll endulge me. > > OK Rod, If you read the most ancient texts and understand them, these are the powers that you will be able to master: 1. Levitation Power 2. Super Dog Hearing (20,000 times better than a human) 3. Evil Eye Protection Power (protects you from Envy and other evil thoughts and hopes 4. Super Patience 5. Super Love Making (it comes with Super Patience. You will be able to perform sexually for hours, and to please any partner by slowly discovering every single one of their G spots). 6. Magic Jumping Beans This is as far as I have gotten. I cannot say that I am 100% correct, but that is how it looks to me. As my Zen continues to flower, I will update the list. Al -- No virus found in this outgoing message. Checked by AVG Anti-Virus. Version: 7.0.300 / Virus Database: 265.6.9 - Release Date: 1/6/2005 Noble Eightfold Path: Right View, Right Intention, Right Speech, Right Action, Right Effort, Right Mindfulness, Right Concentration, Right Livelihood Yahoo! Groups Links ------------------------ Yahoo! Groups Sponsor --------------------~--> Has someone you know been affected by illness or disease? Network for Good is THE place to support health awareness efforts! http://us.click.yahoo.com/UwRTUD/UOnJAA/i1hLAA/S27xlB/TM --------------------------------------------------------------------~-> Noble Eightfold Path: Right View, Right Intention, Right Speech, Right Action, Right Effort, Right Mindfulness, Right Concentration, Right Livelihood Yahoo! Groups Links <*> To visit your group on the web, go to: http://groups.yahoo.com/group/ZenForum/ <*> To unsubscribe from this group, send an email to: [EMAIL PROTECTED] <*> Your use of Yahoo! Groups is subject to: http://docs.yahoo.com/info/terms/
