On Mon, 2005-01-10 at 13:13 -0500, AVB wrote: > Rod Scholl wrote: You've mentioned these ten super-powers several times. I > hope you'll endulge me. > > > > > OK Rod, If you read the most ancient texts and understand them, these are > the powers that you will be able to master: > > 1. Levitation Power > 2. Super Dog Hearing (20,000 times better than a human) > 3. Evil Eye Protection Power (protects you from Envy and other evil thoughts > and hopes > 4. Super Patience > 5. Super Love Making (it comes with Super Patience. You will be able to > perform sexually for hours, and to please any partner by slowly discovering > every single one of their G spots). > 6. Magic Jumping Beans > > This is as far as I have gotten. I cannot say that I am 100% correct, but > that is how it looks to me. As my Zen continues to flower, I will update the > list. > > Al
You forgot: 7. faster than a speeding bullet (which does seem to be in conflict with #5) 8. more powerful than a locomotive 9. invisibility. 10 freedom from the fear of all things except green kryptonite. ------------------------ Yahoo! Groups Sponsor --------------------~--> In low income neighborhoods, 84% do not own computers. At Network for Good, help bridge the Digital Divide! http://us.click.yahoo.com/hjtSRD/3MnJAA/i1hLAA/S27xlB/TM --------------------------------------------------------------------~-> Noble Eightfold Path: Right View, Right Intention, Right Speech, Right Action, Right Effort, Right Mindfulness, Right Concentration, Right Livelihood Yahoo! Groups Links <*> To visit your group on the web, go to: http://groups.yahoo.com/group/ZenForum/ <*> To unsubscribe from this group, send an email to: [EMAIL PROTECTED] <*> Your use of Yahoo! Groups is subject to: http://docs.yahoo.com/info/terms/
