Have you submitted these to the Professor from England (who may indeed be an English professor)? The article you referred us to said that Canadians had the worst sense of humor, but this one about Grandpa is funnier than the NJ joke.
Jon Marc A. Schindler wrote: My Dad's new .sig file: I want to die like my Grandfather did: peacefully in his sleep not like his passengers, screaming in terror. Here's one he used to have which I think I recently quoted, but just in case: I like pigs. Dogs look up to you, cats look down on you, but pigs consider you their equal - Sir Winston Churchill -- Marc A. Schindler Spruce Grove, Alberta, Canada -- Gateway to the Boreal Parkland "The greater danger for most of us lies not in setting our aim too high and falling short; but in setting our aim too low, and achieving our mark." --Michelangelo Buonarroti Note: This communication represents the informal personal views of the author solely; its contents do not necessarily reflect those of the author's employer, nor those of any organization with which the author may be associated. //////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////// / /// ZION LIST CHARTER: Please read it at /// /// http://www.zionsbest.com/charter.html /// //////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////// / ///////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////// /// ZION LIST CHARTER: Please read it at /// /// http://www.zionsbest.com/charter.html /// ///////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////// ==^================================================================ This email was sent to: archive@jab.org EASY UNSUBSCRIBE click here: http://topica.com/u/?aaP9AU.bWix1n Or send an email to: [EMAIL PROTECTED] T O P I C A -- Register now to manage your mail! http://www.topica.com/partner/tag02/register ==^================================================================