If the guy's a Brit he probably only talked to Torontonians, who *don't* have a sense of humour. The rest of us do. I'd send him to Dawson City for a "Klondike Sourtoe" which he could nurse while he contemplates the meaning of "humour".... <wicked grin>
Jon Spencer wrote: > Have you submitted these to the Professor from England (who may indeed be an > English professor)? The article you referred us to said that Canadians had > the worst sense of humor, but this one about Grandpa is funnier than the NJ > joke. > > Jon > > Marc A. Schindler wrote: > > My Dad's new .sig file: > > I want to die like my Grandfather did: peacefully in his sleep > not like his passengers, screaming in terror. > > Here's one he used to have which I think I recently quoted, but just in > case: > > I like pigs. Dogs look up to you, cats look down on you, but pigs > consider you their equal - Sir Winston Churchill > > -- > Marc A. Schindler > Spruce Grove, Alberta, Canada -- Gateway to the Boreal Parkland > > "The greater danger for most of us lies not in setting our aim too high > and falling short; but in setting our aim too low, and achieving our > mark." > --Michelangelo Buonarroti > > Note: This communication represents the informal personal views of the > author solely; its contents do not necessarily reflect those of the > author's employer, nor those of any organization with which the author > may be associated. > > //////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////// > / > /// ZION LIST CHARTER: Please read it at /// > /// http://www.zionsbest.com/charter.html /// > //////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////// > / > > ///////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////// > /// ZION LIST CHARTER: Please read it at /// > /// http://www.zionsbest.com/charter.html /// > ///////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////// > -- Marc A. Schindler Spruce Grove, Alberta, Canada -- Gateway to the Boreal Parkland "The greater danger for most of us lies not in setting our aim too high and falling short; but in setting our aim too low, and achieving our mark." --Michelangelo Buonarroti Note: This communication represents the informal personal views of the author solely; its contents do not necessarily reflect those of the author�s employer, nor those of any organization with which the author may be associated. ///////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////// /// ZION LIST CHARTER: Please read it at /// /// http://www.zionsbest.com/charter.html /// ///////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////// ==^^=============================================================== This email was sent to: [email protected] EASY UNSUBSCRIBE click here: http://topica.com/u/?aaP9AU.bWix1n Or send an email to: [EMAIL PROTECTED] T O P I C A -- Register now to manage your mail! http://www.topica.com/partner/tag02/register ==^^===============================================================
