-Marc- > Then the sum of the squaws with the hides is equal to the > squaw of the hippopotamus, of course.
I told this joke probably eight years ago on Zion. One member, who shall remain unnamed (you're welcome, Dave), didn't like me messing up the spiritual tenor of the list with silly jokes. So naturally, I've made a great effort ever since to give this list all the solemn dignity it merits. > Sheesh, didn't you take high school geometry? ;-) Naturally. It involved cutting various simple shapes out of construction paper, then deciding which shapes looked most like Canada. This was a challenge for most of us, since we didn't even know which state Canada was in -- plus, those blunt scissors could still damage tender fingers, ears, lips, and tongues if not used with care. Then we were required to write an essay detailing how Canada felt about being compared to a construction paper shape. That essay alone almost wore out my crayon. > (That's called yer Pithergory Theory, according to Charlie > Farquhason) Is that the AustraloPithergory Theory? Any relation to the Piltdown Theory? Stephen ////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////// /// ZION LIST CHARTER: Please read it at /// /// http://www.zionsbest.com/charter.html /// ///////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////// ==^================================================================ This email was sent to: firstname.lastname@example.org EASY UNSUBSCRIBE click here: http://topica.com/u/?aaP9AU.bWix1n.YXJjaGl2 Or send an email to: [EMAIL PROTECTED] T O P I C A -- Register now to manage your mail! http://www.topica.com/partner/tag02/register ==^================================================================