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Donna & Larry Steed  wrote

Trying To Help - By Dennis Miller (Noted Radio/TV personality)

All The Rhetoric On Whether Or Not We Should Go To War Against Iraq Has
Got My Insane Little Brain Spinning Like A Roulette Wheel. I Enjoy
Reading Opinions From Both Sides But I Have Detected A Hint Of confusion
>From Some Of You.

As I Was Reading The Paper Recently, I Was Reminded Of The Best Advice
Someone Ever Gave Me. He Told Me About The Kiss Method (Keep It Simple,
Stupid!) So, With This As A Theme, I'd Like To Apply This Theory For
Those Who Don't Quite Get It. My Hope Is That We Can Simplify Things A
Bit And Recognize A Few Important Facts.

Here Are 10 Things To Consider When Voicing An Opinion On This
Important Issue:

1) Between President Bush And Saddam Hussein ... Hussein Is The Bad Guy.


2) If You Have Faith In The United Nations To Do The Right Thing Keep
This In Mind, They Have Libya Heading The Committee On Human Rights And
Iraq Heading The Global Disarmament Committee. Do Your Own Math Here

3) If You Use Google Search And Type In "French Military Victories,"
Your Reply Will Be "Did You Mean French Military Defeats?"

4) If Your Only Anti-War Slogan Is "No War For Oil," Hire a pit bull
lawyer and sue Your School District For Allowing You To Slip Through The
Cracks And Robbing You Of The Education You Deserve.

5) Saddam And Bin Laden Will Not Seek United Nations Approval Before
They Try To Kill Us.

6) Despite Common Belief, Martin Sheen Is Not The President. He Plays
One On T.V.

7) Even If You Are Anti-War, You Are Still An "Infidel!" And Bin Laden
Wants You Dead, Too.

8) If You Believe In A "Vast Right-Wing Conspiracy" But Not In The
Danger That Hussein Poses, Quit Hanging Out With The Dell Computer Dude.


9) Even multi-culturalists who try to browbeat us into believing that
all cultures are equally deserving of respect have trouble explaining
the past 500 years of Islam.

10) Whether You Are For Military Action Or Against It, Our Young Men And
Women Overseas Are Fighting For Us To Defend Our Right To Speak Out. We
All Need To Support Them Without Reservation




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