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A man had trouble with his English, so his friend taught him how to say, "Apple pie and coffee," so when on the job, he could order some food at the local restaurant during his lunch hour. This was fine with our man, and he was grateful to his friend, but after several months he wanted a little more variety in his fare. His friend was glad to oblige and taught him how to say, "Ham and cheese sandwich." The man proudly walked into the restaurant the next day and said to the waitress, "Ham and cheese sandwich." To which the waitress responded, "White, whole wheat, or rye?" With shoulders sagging and the smile gone from his face, he answered back, "Apple pie and coffee." Received from Don Shutters. Cheer-up! Birds have bills and they're still singing. Gwen
