Here are some sayings from School.....smile!
Teacher: 'What is your name?' Student: 'Mera naam Suraj Prakash hai.' Teacher: 'When I ask a question in English, answer it in English.' Student: 'My name is Sunlight. Teacher: 'What is your name?'. Student: 'My name is Beautiful Red Underwear' Teacher: 'What kind of a name is this? Don't joke tell me the right name' Student: 'My name is Sunderlal Chadda." Teacher: What happened in 1869? Student: Gandhiji was born. Teacher: What happened in 1873? Student: Gandhiji was four years old. Teacher: What is the full form of maths? Student: Mentally affected teachers harassing students Teacher: Now children, if I saw a man beating a donkey and stopped him then what virtue would I be showing? Student: BROTHERLY LOVE Teacher: Because of Gandhiji's hard work what do we get on 15th August? Student: A holiday Teacher: 'Can anyone give me an example of Coincidence? ' Johnny: 'Sir, my mother and father got married on the same day same time.' Teacher: How old is ur father. Sunny: As old as I am. Teacher: How is it possible? Sunny: He became father only after I was born. (1st Rank) Teacher: There is a frog, Ship is sinking, potatoes cost Rs3/kg...Then, what is my age? Student: 32 yrs. Teacher: How do you know? Student: Well, my sister is 16 yrs old and she is half mad. http://funny-jokes.blogspot.com/
