Scout Survival
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A Scout Master was teaching his boy scouts about survival in the desert. "What
are the three most important things you should bring with you in case you get
lost in the desert?" he asked.
Several hands went up, and many important things were suggested such as food,
matches, etc. Then one little boy in the back eagerly raised his hand. "Yes
Davey, what are the three most important things you would bring with you?"
asked the Scout Master.
Davey replied, "A compass, a canteen of water, and a deck of cards."
"Why is that Davey?" asked the Scout Master.
"Well," answered Davey, " the compass is to find the right direction, and the
water is to prevent dehydration."
"And what about the deck of cards?" asked the Scout Master impatiently.
Davey replied, "Well, Sir, as soon as you start playing Solitaire, someone is
bound to come up behind you and say, 'Put that red nine on top of that black
ten'."
