Cow's Advice
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A man's car stalled on a country road. When he got out to fix it, a cow came
along and stopped beside him. "Your trouble is probably in the carburetor,"
said the cow.
Startled, the man jumped back and ran down the road until he met a farmer. He
told the farmer his story.
"Was it a large red cow with a brown spot over the right eye?" asked the
farmer. "Yes, yes," the man replied.
"Oh! I wouldn't listen to Bessie," said the farmer. "She doesn't know a thing
about cars."
