- I have to call John... Hello!
- You are the first who reached us and you will get a Mercedes-Benz and 100,000 
USD if you answer the question: Luis Armstrong sang the song "What a 
wonderful... WHAT?"
- I'm sorry. I think I dialed a wrong number.

A lesson at school.
- Who read "War and peace" by Leo Tolstoi?
- What??? Did we have to read it???
- Yes. What's wrong?
- Oh my gosh! I have rewritten it.

A funeral procession.
A drunk comes across. He sees a man there.
- Bob! My classmate! I haven't seen you for ages!
- Sorry. I have a grief. My wife has died.
- You have married! My congratulations!



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