A motorcycle patrolman was rushed to the hospital with an inflamed
appendix. The doctors operated and advised him that all was well.
However, the patrolman kept feeling something pulling at the hairs in
his crotch.
Worried that it might be a second surgery and the doctors hadn't told
him about it, he finally got enough energy to pull his hospital gown
up enough so he could look at what was making him so uncomfortable.
Taped firmly across his pubic hair were three wide strips of adhesive
tape, the kind that doesn't come off easily.
Written in large black letters was the sentence: "Get well soon. from
the nurse in the Jeep you pulled over last week..."
