Funny Jokes

Bumper Snickers

I killed a 6-pack just to watch it die.

I said �no� to drugs, but they just wouldn�t listen.

Protected by .357 Magnum 3 days a week. You guess which 3

Those who live by the sword get shot by those who don�t.

Fight crime � Shoot back

Remember Folks: Stop Lights Timed For 35mph Are Also Timed For 70mph.

Clear the Road I AM SIXTEEN

He Who Hesitates Is Not Only Lost But Miles From The Next Exit

I got this motor home for my wife. Best deal I ever made

Hang up and drive.

If You Can Read This, Please Flip Me Over� [Seen Upside Down, On A Jeep]

If You Can Read This, I�ve Lost My Trailer.

Honk if you love peace and quiet.

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