A man
was riding his Harley along a Californiabeach when suddenly
the sky
clouded above his head and, in a booming voice, the Lord said,
'Because you
have tried to be faithful to me in all ways, I will grant you
one wish.
The
biker pulled over and said, 'Build a bridge to Hawaiiso I can
ride
over anytime I want.'
The
Lord said, 'Your request is materialistic, think of the enormous
challenges
for that kind of undertaking; the supports required reaching the
bottom of
the Pacific and the concrete and steel it would take! It will
nearly exhaust
several natural resources. I can do it, but it is hard for me
to justify your
desire for worldly things. Take a little more time and think
of something
that could possibly help mankind.'
The
biker thought about it for a long time. Finally, he said, 'Lord, I wish
that
I and all men could understand women; I want to know how she feels
inside,
what she's thinking when she gives me the silent treatment, why she
cries,
what she means when she says nothing's wrong, and how I can make a
Woman
truly happy.'
The
Lord replied, 'You want two lanes or four on that bridge?
