Signs You Need to Clean Your Pool
- A new algae species attract a Discovery Channel film crew to your backyard.
- The Grim Reaper shows up in his Speedo.
- Dr. Kervorkian was seen filling IV bottles at pool side.
- You haven't seen that much scum since Mickey Rourke's last movie.
- The amount of body hair found covering drain gives Prince Albert a run for
his money.
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More Signs You Need to Clean Your Pool
- You know that green tarp covering your swimming pool? It's NOT a pool cover.
- The kids in the neighborhood ask if they can jump on your trampoline.
- The water's pH is so high, in vitro fertilization is possible.
- Kids still pee in your pool, but they refuse to get in it first.
- Skipping rocks across the water causes sparks.
