Fun Activities for the Pool - Scream as someone is jumping off of a diving board.
- Laugh at fat people in swimsuits. - Tell people you saw the lifeguard peeing in the pool. - Ask a lifeguard if skinny-dipping is allowed. - Try to negotiate the price of getting in. - Take a really long time when you are on top of the high dive and then act as though you were pushed off. - When in line, ask strangers if they think invisible people get a discount. - Take your towel, tie it around your shoulders and say "Wheee! I'm Batman!" while running around. - Hit strangers with your wet towel. - Throw people's things into the pool. - Sing and dance on top of the diving board, then do a belly-flop as your grand-finale. - Play Marco-Polo by yourself. - Ask small children if they have seen any suspicious-looking sea monsters lately.
