The following are new Error Messages planned for Windows Vista:
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1) Smash forehead on keyboard to continue.
2) Enter any 11-digit prime number to continue.
3) Press any key to continue or any other key to quit.
4) Press any key... no, no, no, NOT THAT ONE!
5) Press Ctrl-Alt-Del now for IQ test.
6) Close your eyes and press escape three times.
7) Bad command or file name! Go stand in the corner.
8) This will end your Windows session. Do you want
to play another game?
9) Windows message: "You have just made a type
mismatch! Shall I format your brain?"
10) This is a message from God: "Rebooting the
universe, please log off."
11) Keyboard not attached. Press F1 to continue.
12) BREAKFAST.SYS halted... Cereal port
not responding.
13) COFFEE.SYS missing... Insert cup and press
any key.
14) CONGRESS.SYS corrupted... Re-boot
Washington D.C? (Y/N)
15) File not found. Should I fake it? (Y/N)
16) Bad or missing mouse driver. Spank the
cat? (Y/N)
17) Runtime Error 6D at 417 A:32CF:
Incompetent User.
18) Error reading FAT record: Try the SKINNY
one? (Y/N)
19) WinErr 547: LPT1 not found... Use backup...
PENCIL & PAPER.
20) User Error: Replace user.
21) Windows VirusScan 1.0 - "OS/2 found:
Remove it? (Y/Y)"
22) Backup not found: (A)bort (R)etry (P)anic.
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