Dad at the Mall
I took my dad to the mall the other day to buy some new shoes (he is 92).
We decided to grab a bite at the food court. I noticed he was watching a
teenager sitting next to him.
The teenager had spiked hair in all different colors: green,
red, orange, and blue.
My dad kept staring at him. The teenager would look
and find dad staring at him every time. ;
When the teenager had had enough, he sarcastically asked,
'What's the matter old man, never done anything
wild in your life?'
Knowing my Dad, I quickly swallowed my food so that I would
not choke on his response, knowing he would have a good one,
and in classic style he did not bat an eye in his response.
'Got drunk once, and had sex with a peacock.
I was just wondering if you were my son.
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