On the Lighter Side... The Sermon
They say that a preacher's wife is always his number one assistant. An example of this comes one Sunday morning after the preacher had just finished his sermon. He went and sat down with his wife and she asked him how he thought the church service went. The Preacher shrugged and said, "The worship was excellent, and I think the prayer and communion times went quite well, but," he continued, "I just don't think the sermon ever got off the ground." The wife looked over at him, and before she could stop herself, she said, "Well, it sure did taxi long enough!" Confession A man went into confession one day. "Forgive me, Father, for I have sinned," said the man. "What have you done?" asked the priest. "I housed a refugee during the second world war." "That is not a sin," replied the priest. "You don't understand," replied the man. "I made him pay rent." To which the priest replied, "Well, that wasn't very charitable, but I wouldn't say it's a sin." "Then, Father, may I ask your opinion of something?" "Of course," said the priest. "Should I tell him the war is over?" The Tip My sister-in-law had worked as a waitress at an Atlanta restaurant. One day, a large family came in to eat. In accordance with the restaurant's policy of serving large parties, the tip was automatically added to the bill. After she presented the bill to the father, she heard him bellow, "Gratuity? Who ordered the gratuity? I told you kids that we weren't going to order dessert!" Clerical Manners After the birth of their child, an Episcopal priest, wearing his clerical collar, visited his wife in the hospital. He greeted her with a hug and a kiss, and gave her another hug and kiss when he left. Later, the wife's roommate commented, "Your pastor is sure friendlier than mine." A single candle can illuminate an entire room. A true friend lights up an entire lifetime. Thanks for the bright lights of your friendship. --~--~---------~--~----~------------~-------~--~----~ Access the Recipes And More list archives at: http://www.mail-archive.com/recipesandmore%40googlegroups.com/ Visit the group home page at: http://groups.google.com/group/RecipesAndMore -~----------~----~----~----~------~----~------~--~---
