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From: "Sandy!" <warren.san...@sbcglobal.net>
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Sent: Saturday, February 13, 2010 3:03 PM
Subject: Re: [RecipesAndMore] On the Lighter Side...
Steve, I! really! like these, and again, as always, thanks!
Sandy
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From: "Sherri Crum" <sssmile...@gmail.com>
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Sent: Saturday, February 13, 2010 8:30 AM
Subject: Re: [RecipesAndMore] On the Lighter Side...
Hi Steve,
Hehehehehe, hahahahah, hehehehehhe, I like these. Thanks.
Sherri
On 2/13/10, steve doyle <steve.doy...@ntlworld.com> wrote:
On the Lighter Side...
Which Sermon?
A man who hadn't attended church in years
suddenly began attending faithfully on Sunday
mornings instead of going fishing as was his
normal habit. The pastor was highly gratified and
at the end of service one morning told him, "How
wonderful it makes me feel to see you at services
with your good wife!" "Well, Preacher," said the
fisherman, "Quite honestly, it's a matter of
choice. I'd much rather hear your sermon than hers."
The Difference
A salesman, tired of his job, gave it up to
become a policeman. Several months later, a
friend asked him how he liked his new role.
"Well," he replied, "the pay is good and the
hours aren't bad, but what I like best is that the customer is always
wrong."
Thinking This Through...
I am full-figured, and when I dine in
restaurants, I often find the chairs too small
and uncomfortable. The last time I ate out I
filled in a comment card, saying that while the
food and service were wonderful, the chairs did
not accommodate anyone over a size 14. Several
weeks later I received a note of apology - and a coupon for a free
dessert.
Amphibious Invasion
I had been teaching my seventh-graders about
World War II, and a test question was, "What was
the largest amphibious assault of all time?"
Expecting to see "the D-Day invasion" as the
answer, I found instead on one paper, "Moses and the plague of frogs."
Teen Logic
Somewhat skeptical of his son's newfound
determination to become the next Charles Atlas,
the father nevertheless followed the teenager
over to the weight-lifting department. "Please,
Dad," whined the boy, "I promise I'll use them
every day." "I don't know, Michael. It's really a
big commitment on your part," the father pointed
out. "Please, Dad?" "They're not cheap either."
"I'll use them Dad, I promise. You'll see."
Finally won over, the father paid for the
equipment and headed for the door. From the
corner of the store he heard his son yell,
"What!? You mean I have to carry them to the car?!"
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