Scientist: Pesticides affect Dong Size

2006-05-01 Thread The Fool
http://lfpress.ca/newsstand/CityandRegion/2006/04/29/1556379-sun.html


A zoologist, Guillette has spent the last decade studying the influence
of environmental contaminants on fetal development and reproductive
systems of wildlife and humans, including the differences between
alligators living in contaminated Florida lakes and those in cleaner
ones. 
He found abnormalities in sex organs, dramatic differences in
egg-hatching rates and hormone levels. 

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Re: Scientist: Pesticides affect Dong Size

2006-05-01 Thread Ronn!Blankenship

So we can quit buying expensive Viagra™ and just spray it with Raid™?



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GOD.  Wouldn't it be a pity if someone said that 
is a prayer and that would be eliminated from schools too?

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Re: Scientist: Pesticides affect Dong Size

2006-05-01 Thread Julia Thompson

Ronn!Blankenship wrote:

So we can quit buying expensive Viagra™ and just spray it with Raid™?


Viagra is more for function.  :)

I wouldn't want cholinesterase inhibitors that close to my gametocytes, 
personally.


Julia

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Re: Paging Alfred Hitchcock . . .

2006-05-01 Thread Deborah Harrell
 Ronn!Blankenship [EMAIL PROTECTED]
wrote:

snip 
... Now, ... it seems 
 that the same pair of mockingbirds has built a nest
 in the bush at my 
 mailbox, and in the spirit of protecting their nest,
 one of them 
 attacks me every time I go to or near the mailbox. 
 Does anyone have 
 any suggestions of how to solve the problem which
 does not involve 
 destroying the nest and any eggs/babies which may be
 in it...

Stake out a large dog by the nest, and they'll move? 
I don't think staking out a cat would work, since
you'd likely end up with either dead baby birds, or a
cowed cat, with tufts of cat fur in that nest,
cushioning baby birds...Them mockerbirds ain't
a'scairt o' *nuthin'!*

Seriously, if there are no eggs/babies yet (what else
are telescopes for?), your best bet is to take down
the nest.  Just put on your battle gear - and goggles!
- when you brave the winged furies.
(OK, that was sort of serious. grin)

Debbi
whose Bashir was highly annoyed when his stalk of six
turkeys was interrupted by his human's arrival (yes,
6: 2 hens and 4 toms; he was within ~ 6ft of the
closest 2)

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Re: Paging Alfred Hitchcock . . .

2006-05-01 Thread Ronn!Blankenship

At 01:08 PM Monday 5/1/2006, Deborah Harrell wrote:

 Ronn!Blankenship [EMAIL PROTECTED]
wrote:

snip
... Now, ... it seems
 that the same pair of mockingbirds has built a nest
 in the bush at my
 mailbox, and in the spirit of protecting their nest,
 one of them
 attacks me every time I go to or near the mailbox.
 Does anyone have
 any suggestions of how to solve the problem which
 does not involve
 destroying the nest and any eggs/babies which may be
 in it...

Stake out a large dog by the nest, and they'll move?




There are several medium-to-large dogs which at times wander up and 
down the street.  So far I have not noticed them either being 
attacked by or paying any attention to the birds.





I don't think staking out a cat would work, since
you'd likely end up with either dead baby birds, or a
cowed cat, with tufts of cat fur in that nest,
cushioning baby birds...




I don't know how long mockingbirds live, so it may indeed not have 
been this pair but their parents, grandparents, etc, who used to 
attack Andy (and other cats) when he was just walking up or down the 
street, nowhere near any bushes or trees where a nest could be 
located.  And if I haven't mentioned it (or it has been so long you 
have forgotten it) more than one person asked the first time they saw 
Andy if he was a bobcat or at least half-bobcat because he was so 
big.  (He looked a lot like a Maine Coon, although his heritage was 
totally non-descript, he having just been one of the kittens born to 
one of the cats on the farm belonging at the time to one of my 
stepmother's kids.)





Them mockerbirds ain't
a'scairt o' *nuthin'!*




You are the first person so far who has recognized this [major] part 
of the problem.  Perhaps it is because I chose an appropriate subject 
line.  I have had to point out on other lists where I requested help 
and received advice such as Wear a big hat! that the problem is not 
simply being bombarded with poop when I go to the mailbox . . .





Seriously, if there are no eggs/babies yet (what else
are telescopes for?),




Telescopes cannot see through clouds.  Or through thick foliage.  In 
fact, the only reason I suspect that they have built or are building 
a nest in this bush is that they attack me for coming near it:  as of 
yet, I have not seen a nest in the bush.  (FWIW, that was also the 
first clue I had that there was a nest in the other bush:  they kept 
attacking me for coming near that bush, even though it was still 
winter and the nest was not in active use.)  A related problem is 
that the bush in question grows quite quickly, especially during the 
warm months of the year, and is already close to the point where it 
will need to be cut back or I will start getting nastygrams from the 
postal service that the bush needs to be cut back so it doesn't block 
the letter carrier's access to the mailbox.  I don't even want to 
think about what kind of correspondence I may receive if one of the 
birds figures out how to get into the Jeep s/he drives and attacks 
him/her (we have different letter carriers on different days).  Also, 
the weeds which have invaded the space at the foot of the mailbox 
pole need cutting (I pulled up one big one the other day, and was 
attacked while doing so) and I need to get around to 
repairing/replacing the light on the top of the pole.  (One day 
awhile back, the glass shattered for no apparent reason when the 
letter carrier shut the mailbox.  I presume it was already old and 
cracked somehow and was just waiting the right vibration to fall 
apart.)  IOW, all that work was awaiting its turn in the list of 
things to do when the weather, etc., permits, and some of them such 
as pruning the bush probably cannot be put off until late summer/fall 
when the nest is no longer harboring little ones.




 your best bet is to take down
the nest.




And if (when I can find it) it turns out to be already in use?  Any 
suggestions from anyone on how to transplant it and have the 
parents accept the new location rather than abandoning the younguns?





  Just put on your battle gear - and goggles!
- when you brave the winged furies.
(OK, that was sort of serious. grin)

Debbi
whose Bashir was highly annoyed when his stalk of six
turkeys was interrupted by his human's arrival (yes,
6: 2 hens and 4 toms; he was within ~ 6ft of the
closest 2)




Were the toms big/old enough to have spurs?  If so, that could have 
gotten interesting . . .




--Ronn!  :)

Since I was a small boy, two states have been added to our country 
and two words have been added to the pledge of Allegiance... UNDER 
GOD.  Wouldn't it be a pity if someone said that is a prayer and that 
would be eliminated from schools too?

   -- Red Skelton

(Someone asked me to change my .sig quote back, so I did.)




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Re: Scientist: Pesticides affect Dong Size

2006-05-01 Thread Ronn!Blankenship

At 08:31 AM Monday 5/1/2006, Julia Thompson wrote:

Ronn!Blankenship wrote:

So we can quit buying expensive Viagra™ and just spray it with Raid™?


Viagra is more for function.  :)

I wouldn't want cholinesterase inhibitors that 
close to my gametocytes, personally.



Since such chemicals can be absorbed through the 
skin as well as inhaled, I would not want it 
sprayed on any part of me.  However, I presume 
you certainly recognized the above as simply a 
smart-aleck response to the subject line rather 
than a serious suggestion.  If I had been 
serious, I would have observed that heavy spray 
starch would seem to be more likely to have the 
desired effect than insecticide . . .



--Ronn!  :)

Since I was a small boy, two states have been 
added to our country and two words have been 
added to the pledge of Allegiance... UNDER 
GOD.  Wouldn't it be a pity if someone said that 
is a prayer and that would be eliminated from schools too?

   -- Red Skelton

(Someone asked me to change my .sig quote back, so I did.)




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