Re: Dualing banjos

2005-05-08 Thread Adrian von Bidder
On Saturday 07 May 2005 16.56, Brad and Billie Fick wrote:
 do you know how I can get the sheet music to this? If so I would greatly
 appreciate it. Thank you

There we go again.  I am so glad this happens, helps to lighten the mood 
everywhere and certainly eases the way to general happiness in the world 
(the same kind of help we see at the beginning of the Hitchhiker's Guide.  
The yellow bulldozer and the vogon fleet included.)

(Brad and Billie: it's probably not entirely your fault that you have 
problems understanding a single word of the above.  Please see this web 
site: http://wiki.debian.net/?DuelingBanjoes)

cheers
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Re: dualing banjos

2000-09-13 Thread Mike Markley
Does anyone else find it bizarre that this is the *second* such request this
list has received in recent months? :)

On Tue, Sep 12, 2000 at 04:49:47AM -0700, marty macdonald [EMAIL PROTECTED] 
spake forth:
 Hi,
 
 I saw your ad about sheet music for this.
 
 Could you please send it to me?
 
 I did find it on olga.net but it looks incomplete.
 
 Cheers
 
 Marty
 
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Re: dualing banjos

2000-09-13 Thread Sudhakar Chandra
Jaldhar H. Vyas proclaimed:
 A team at IBM is currently trying to port the Linux Kernel to 
 Britney Spears but it is highly experimental and the system may 
 never be stable under such hostile conditions.

The Britney Spears banjo, it should also be noted, is prone to inexplicably
and suddenly getting new and bigger funnels (or whatever that thinggy is).

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Re: dualing banjos

2000-09-13 Thread Andreas Schuldei
* marty macdonald ([EMAIL PROTECTED]) [000912 22:52]:
 I mean, the whole thing here is to show the ultimate
 differences between the Linux kernel and the kernels
 found when using multiple banjos.  This research was
 supported by Dr. Rimulak in his infamous Kernal VS
 Banjo - A Duality?.  This is a must read!

I seem to have missed something. What is a banjo?

I know banjos as instruments similar to guitars.

Could someone enlighten me?


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Re: dualing banjos

2000-09-13 Thread Miros/law `Jubal' Baran
13.09.2000 pisze Rick Younie ([EMAIL PROTECTED]):

 Probably doesn't make any sense to many non-native English
 speakers or those from different cultures but it really is
 hilarious.

It did make sense. ;-

Jubal, from different culture.

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Re: dualing banjos

2000-09-13 Thread Andreas Fuchs

Today, Miros/law `Jubal' Baran [EMAIL PROTECTED] wrote:
 13.09.2000 pisze Rick Younie ([EMAIL PROTECTED]):
 Probably doesn't make any sense to many non-native English
 speakers or those from different cultures but it really is
 hilarious.
 It did make sense. ;-

Yea, but only if you spell kernel wrong (-;

 Jubal, from different culture.

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Re: dualing banjos

2000-09-13 Thread John Galt

NOTHING strikes me as bizzare at [EMAIL PROTECTED] anymore...

On Tue, 12 Sep 2000, Mike Markley wrote:

 Does anyone else find it bizarre that this is the *second* such request this
 list has received in recent months? :)
 
 On Tue, Sep 12, 2000 at 04:49:47AM -0700, marty macdonald [EMAIL PROTECTED] 
 spake forth:
  Hi,
  
  I saw your ad about sheet music for this.
  
  Could you please send it to me?
  
  I did find it on olga.net but it looks incomplete.
  
  Cheers
  
  Marty
  
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Re: dualing banjos

2000-09-12 Thread Keith G. Murphy
marty macdonald wrote:
 
So far, the Linux kernel only supports single, not dual banjos.  

There is, however, a patch available that will make the 2.2 kernel
support up to 15 banjos.

The 2.4 kernel, of course, will support any number of banjos.  (Well,
65535, but who needs more than that?)  :-)


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Re: dualing banjos

2000-09-12 Thread Jaldhar H. Vyas
On Tue, 12 Sep 2000, Keith G. Murphy wrote:

 So far, the Linux kernel only supports single, not dual banjos.  
 
 There is, however, a patch available that will make the 2.2 kernel
 support up to 15 banjos.
 
 The 2.4 kernel, of course, will support any number of banjos.  (Well,
 65535, but who needs more than that?)  :-)
 

Although both Solaris and windows 2000 currently outpace Linux in sheer
numbers of banjos supported a key point to consider is Linux is more
portable.  You can build a beowulf cluster that supports foghorns, bagpipes
and cats in heat along with your banjos.  A team at IBM is currently
trying to port the Linux Kernel to Britney Spears but it is highly
experimental and the system may never be stable under such hostile
conditions.

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Re: dualing banjos

2000-09-12 Thread Daniel Burrows
On Tue, Sep 12, 2000 at 10:51:23AM -0500, Keith G. Murphy [EMAIL PROTECTED] 
was heard to say:
 The 2.4 kernel, of course, will support any number of banjos.  (Well,
 65535, but who needs more than that?)  :-)

  No-one needs more than 640 kilobytes of memory...

  Daniel

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Re: dualing banjos

2000-09-12 Thread marty macdonald
Thanks for the e-mail.

But what about the effect of have a super conducting
di-lithium crystal sub-lattice?  Wouldn't this
resonate and cause multi variable vibrations down to
the molecular level?  

I mean, the whole thing here is to show the ultimate
differences between the Linux kernel and the kernels
found when using multiple banjos.  This research was
supported by Dr. Rimulak in his infamous Kernal VS
Banjo - A Duality?.  This is a must read!

Howard



Subject: Re: dualing banjos 

--- Jaldhar H. Vyas [EMAIL PROTECTED] wrote:
 On Tue, 12 Sep 2000, Keith G. Murphy wrote:
 
  So far, the Linux kernel only supports single, not
 dual banjos.  
  
  There is, however, a patch available that will
 make the 2.2 kernel
  support up to 15 banjos.
  
  The 2.4 kernel, of course, will support any number
 of banjos.  (Well,
  65535, but who needs more than that?)  :-)
  
 
 Although both Solaris and windows 2000 currently
 outpace Linux in sheer
 numbers of banjos supported a key point to consider
 is Linux is more
 portable.  You can build a beowulf cluster that
 supports foghorns, bagpipes
 and cats in heat along with your banjos.  A team at
 IBM is currently
 trying to port the Linux Kernel to Britney Spears
 but it is highly
 experimental and the system may never be stable
 under such hostile
 conditions.
 
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