Re: famous people missing the point

2000-08-25 Thread martian bard
--- F R E N D Z of martian --- .globalentertainmentconspiracy On Fri, 25 Aug 2000, Neil Elkins wrote: --- F R E N D Z of martian --- Apparently, Madonna is trying to get 'madonna.com'... Erm, maybe the Vatican have a greater claim, eh Madge? And by the way, Ali G isn't funny any

Debt-free money

1999-12-06 Thread martian bard
--- F R E N D Z of martian --- Excerpts from the book 'MONEY IS UNREAL, Blowing the Whistle on the Federal Reserve System' http://www.uhuh.com/unreal/contents.htm -- Sent to you via the frendz list at marsbard.com The archive is at http://www.mail-archive.com/frendz@marsbard.com/

M$ Monopoly

1999-11-28 Thread martian bard
--- F R E N D Z of martian --- Laugh! http://www.ms-monopoly.com/monopoly.php3 -- Sent to you via the frendz list at marsbard.com The archive is at http://www.mail-archive.com/frendz@marsbard.com/

Happy New Year?

1999-11-20 Thread martian bard
--- F R E N D Z of martian --- I'm on a modem, and I've got a Real Player that is shafted, so even if I dl the movie on this page I probably won't be able to read it. But I won't be in a city on New Year's Eve. http://www.geocities.com/TheTropics/Island/2771/news/penews135.html -- Sent to

Slashdot | Articles | Yahoo Patents Dynamic Page Generator

1999-11-11 Thread martian bard
--- F R E N D Z of martian --- Erm Yahoo appear to have patented a method of dynamically generating web pages by using shared memory to hold all the data. I'm not sure I understand the distinction between this and virtual memory, unless it is merely the word 'all' (as in 'all the required data

Buy a business online

1999-11-07 Thread martian bard
--- F R E N D Z of martian --- http://www.businesses.co.uk/ -- Sent to you via the frendz list at marsbard.com The archive is at http://www.mail-archive.com/frendz@marsbard.com/

Fwd: GeeK: Airplane House!

1999-11-03 Thread martian bard
--- F R E N D Z of martian --- -- Forwarded Message -- Subject: GeeK: Airplane House! Date: Wed, 03 Nov 1999 03:35:08 -0500 From: Thomas Martin [EMAIL PROTECTED] http://www.leppo.com/~airplanehome/ Why not just live in a stick house like everyone else?: The practical

Fwd: GeeK: Doom on wheels stalks slugs

1999-11-03 Thread martian bard
--- F R E N D Z of martian --- Robot needs to catch and eat slugs to survive... -- Forwarded Message -- Subject: GeeK: Doom on wheels stalks slugs Date: Wed, 03 Nov 1999 21:07:01 + From: "Federico G. Schwindt" [EMAIL PROTECTED] Maximiliano Caceres wrote: un robot

Fwd: Re: GeeK: Doom for the sysadmin

1999-10-24 Thread martian bard
--- F R E N D Z of martian --- Oh no more Doom - this is a Doom interface to Back Orifice I can see this getting very silly :-) Anyway, the monsters still try to kill you as soon as they see you, so if you decide to kill a process off (or a machine in this case), the other monsters object to

Killing processes using Doom

1999-10-20 Thread martian bard
--- F R E N D Z of martian --- This looks really groovy - a Doom environment which contains monsters who represent the processes running on a Linux box - wound a monster and the process runs 'nicer' (takes less processor power) - kill the monster and you kill the process... I'm downloading

Re: Killing processes using Doom

1999-10-20 Thread martian bard
--- F R E N D Z of martian --- Wasn't as good as it sounded. The same guy had a page about arbitrary mapping of k-dimensional spaces using characters from South Park... On Wed, 20 Oct 1999, martian bard wrote: --- F R E N D Z of martian --- This looks really groovy - a Doom environment

napster

1999-10-20 Thread martian bard
--- F R E N D Z of martian --- This is an mp3 search engine - you download a client - build a list of your mp3s - go online to a napster server - you can d/l files off other ppls machines and they can off yours... the win client is on the site, but I have a linux client, and there is a bsd one

I couldn't get the stash you wanted

1999-10-16 Thread martian bard
--- F R E N D Z of martian --- "the forty pounds of heroin you ordered is on its way via speed-boat" "we're holding Chelsea Clinton at gun-point in a van parked beneath the Brooklyn Bridge" "we will blow up a kindergarten tomorrow in protest of Northern Ireland's imminent occupation by Naval

Clip on microdisplay

1999-10-10 Thread martian bard
--- F R E N D Z of martian --- A clip-on display that attaches to a pair of spectacles. http://www.microopticalcorp.com/eyefaq.htm -- Linux. May the source be with you. W4U - The World Wide Web Workers' Union - http://w4u.dhs.org/ W4U archive at

MS Dinner

1999-10-10 Thread martian bard
--- F R E N D Z of martian --- Microsoft Dinner 98 INSTRUCTIONS FOR MICROSOFT'S NEW TV DINNER PRODUCT: You must first remove the plastic cover. By doing so you agree to accept and honour Microsoft rights to all TV dinners. You may not give anyone else a byte of your dinner (which would

The Hedonistic Imperative

1999-09-28 Thread martian bard
--- F R E N D Z of martian --- "The Hedonistic Imperative outlines how genetic engineering and nanotechnology will abolish suffering in all sentient life." Hey look, I only find this stuff. I certainly wouldn't condone redesigning ones neural architecture to exclude the "metabolic pathways of

Official Documents home page

1999-09-28 Thread martian bard
--- F R E N D Z of martian --- Do you need a government document? http://www.official-documents.co.uk/ -- Sent to you via the frendz list at marsbard.com The archive is at http://www.mail-archive.com/frendz@marsbard.com/

Fwd: GeeK: PATENT 5,878,155: Star of David Tattoo

1999-09-14 Thread martian bard
--- F R E N D Z of martian --- What was Revelation said again? Something about everyone wearing the mark of the devil? Now is it just an urban legend that the number 666 is embedded into the standard barcode? If not, maybe old John was right with his Revelations -- Forwarded Message

Fwd: FW: Well , We've got a little stirred up here!!!

1999-09-09 Thread martian bard
--- F R E N D Z of martian --- This mail comes from an Australian teacher currently in East Timor. Her pupils have written letters to Bill Clinton, the UN and the President(?) of Indonesia. Some of them are attached. Warning: Very moving. -- Forwarded Message -- Subject:

FreeCode, Free Programming Source Code

1999-09-09 Thread martian bard
--- F R E N D Z of martian --- You know, sometimes I just post these links so I can find them in the archives later... http://www.freecode.com/ -- Sent to you via the frendz list at marsbard.com The archive is at http://www.mail-archive.com/frendz@marsbard.com/

silly spoof fun: Fwd: GeeK: Store.com | CNET DNS

1999-09-08 Thread martian bard
--- F R E N D Z of martian --- Haven't tried this yet - sounds like fun... -- Forwarded Message -- Subject: GeeK: Store.com | CNET DNS Date: Wed, 8 Sep 1999 17:20:22 -0400 (EDT) From: Ejovi Nuwere [EMAIL PROTECTED] You can modify cnet's store.com DNS records by creating

Top quote, found in someone's .sig

1999-09-03 Thread martian bard
--- F R E N D Z of martian --- Duh! This really hadn't gone through - for some reason it got forwarded to me for approval -- Forwarded Message -- Subject: Top quote, found in someone's .sig Date: Fri, 3 Sep 1999 06:30:11 -0400 From: "Elkins, Neil" [EMAIL PROTECTED] "I found

Re: Top quote, found in someone's .sig

1999-09-03 Thread martian bard
--- F R E N D Z of martian --- Now I'm really losing it - you'd already seen the quote as it was in the reply. Damn Sorry for the noise On Fri, 03 Sep 1999, martian bard wrote: --- F R E N D Z of martian --- Duh! This really hadn't gone through - for some reason it got forwarded to me

scanner

1999-08-25 Thread martian bard
--- F R E N D Z of martian --- This is Kip's latest work. I haven't been able to check it out until now, but Macromedia have recently released Public Beta 1 of Flash Player for Linux. Easier to install than the last one. The site is the sort of weird arty stuff you'll expect if you've ever

Quickdot invitation from martian bard

1999-08-17 Thread martian bard at Quickdot
--- F R E N D Z of martian --- martian bard would like to establish a Quickdot connection with you. martian has created one end of the connection and is waiting for you to activate your end. Quickdot is an innovative, Web-based communication shortcut. Through your Personal Communication

How to make babelfish work better

1999-08-17 Thread martian bard
--- F R E N D Z of martian --- By default, babelfish is annoying, forcing you to see their intermediate form and not allowing an automatic display of the page. (IMHO they should tack an ad on the translated page and allow it.) Anyway, it's possible to spoof it. You need the following

G21 - MEMOIRS OF THE INFORMATION AGE: It Was an Age of Exploitation

1999-08-15 Thread martian bard
--- F R E N D Z of martian --- Here's another article about the W4U - by the ever so helpful Rod Amis... http://www.g21.net/mem2.html http://w4u.dhs.org/ -- Sent to you via the frendz list at marsbard.com The archive is at http://www.mail-archive.com/frendz@marsbard.com/

A little test

1999-08-08 Thread martian bard
--- F R E N D Z of martian --- I've just added a header and a footer to the frendz mails, and this mail is to check a: if it works b: if it looks naff l8rz martian -- Linux. May the source be with you. -- Sent to you via the frendz list at marsbard.com The archive is

US net censorship

1999-08-08 Thread martian bard
--- F R E N D Z of martian --- US senators are trying to make linking to sites which sell 'drug paraphernalia' illegal. rizla.com expecting fewer hits... http://www.wired.com/news/news/politics/story/21152.html -- Sent to you via the frendz list at marsbard.com The archive is at

Fwd: PA NewsBriefing: Wills' joy

1999-08-02 Thread martian bard
Well now that's a surprise... WILLS' TEST SUCCESS: The L-plates are off for Prince William as it is revealed he has passed his driving test at the first attempt. http://www.pa.press.net/news/ROYAL_WIlliam_140840.html?pab304

W4U

1999-08-02 Thread martian bard
http://w4u.dhs.org/ Could some of you review this for grammar, spelling, content etc... before it goes out to the real world. Are the questions in the questionnaire any good? Any suggestions for other questions? Please, please, please answer this mail, though you ignore all my others. luvonya

High-Technology Sector Unmoved by Labor's Song

1999-08-02 Thread martian bard
I haven't read this in full yet but it is pretty relevant to the W4U issue (by the way, did I mention that W4U stands for "World Wide Web Workers' Union"? http://www.nytimes.com/library/tech/99/07/biztech/articles/26labo.html

The Modern Sadomasochist

1999-08-02 Thread martian bard
http://www.halcyon.com/elf/other/modernsm.html

Re: Yahoo Search

1999-07-25 Thread martian bard
That's scary. Even scarier: I clicked... Luckily, I got 'Permission denied'. That was a close one... On Sat, 24 Jul 1999, [EMAIL PROTECTED] wrote: So has everyone tried searching Yahoo for: UPS howto txt They can't say that! -- Linux. May the source be with you.

Woodstock Platinum MasterCard

1999-07-25 Thread martian bard
"Celebrate the Peace, Love and Music of the original 1960's Woodstock event with your own 1990's Woodstock credit card" Oh dear. http://www.firstusa.com/woodstock/

Re: Fwd: Bilderberg: Secret minutes revealed for first time in 50years

1999-01-16 Thread martian bard
--- F R E N D Z of martian --- Heh Check out http://www.bilderberg.org/ I really should update the mirror at http://marsbard.com/www.bilderberg.org/ /martian [EMAIL PROTECTED] On Tue, 16 Nov 1999, Richard Ayres wrote: --- F R E N D Z of martian --- Frendz, I thought one or two on

Heads up - GeeK: Transmeta's Web site (fwd)

1999-01-16 Thread martian bard
--- F R E N D Z of martian --- Is this that thing that Linus Torvalds was working on? Or am I mistaken? /martian [EMAIL PROTECTED] -- Forwarded message -- Date: Tue, 16 Nov 1999 15:49:49 +0100 (MET) From: Robert Harley [EMAIL PROTECTED] To: [EMAIL PROTECTED] Subject: GeeK:

GeeK: The last odd days for this and next millenium. (fwd)

1999-01-16 Thread martian bard
--- F R E N D Z of martian --- /martian [EMAIL PROTECTED] -- Forwarded message -- Date: Wed, 17 Nov 1999 08:42:14 +0100 From: Magnus Bodin [EMAIL PROTECTED] To: [EMAIL PROTECTED] Subject: GeeK: The last odd days for this and next millenium. Today 11/17/1999 is an Odd day

The Big Issue leaks 1999 Bilderberg papers (fwd)

1999-01-16 Thread martian bard
--- F R E N D Z of martian --- Make sure you get a Big Issue today... /martian [EMAIL PROTECTED] -- Forwarded message -- Date: Thu, 18 Nov 1999 19:54:21 + From: Tony Gosling [EMAIL PROTECTED] To: [EMAIL PROTECTED] Cc: [EMAIL PROTECTED], [EMAIL PROTECTED], Bruce [EMAIL

Aren't geeks strange?

1999-01-02 Thread martian bard
--- F R E N D Z of martian --- -- Forwarded Message -- Subject: FW: Re: why the heck do we need swap? Date: Thu, 04 Nov 1999 09:37:02 -0800 From: "J.C.'s Jokes" [EMAIL PROTECTED] --- Subject: Re: why the heck do we need swap? From: grant@nowhere. (Grant Edwards)