Family Picnic
The service area was located on a main highway leading to
the beach. The pump attendant was accustomed to seeing tired
and sunburned occupants in the cars that pulled in to tank
up. When a rusty old van containing a very tired looking
couple and six screaming children pulled
German scientists dug 50 meters underground and discovered
small pieces of copper. After studying these pieces for a
long time, Germany announced that the ancient Germans 25,000
years ago had a nation-wide telephone network.
Naturally, the British government was not that easily
impressed.
A preacher was on program at a district convention to preach
for twenty minutes. The other preachers from the district
were sitting behind him in the choir section, giving him
moral support and throwing in an occassional Amen to help
the preacher along. The preacher preached his twenty
