Valentine's Day Oneliners
What do farmers give their wives on Valentine's Day?
Hogs and kisses!
What would you get if you crossed Odie with the god of love?
A stupid cupid!
Why did the pig give his girlfriend a box of candy?
It was Valenswine's Day!
Do skunks celebrate Valentine's Day?
Sure,
rookie police officer was assigned to ride in a cruiser
with an experienced partner. A call came over the car's
radio telling them to disperse some people who were
loitering.
The officers drove to the street and observed a small crowd
standing on a corner. The rookie rolled down his window
