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Hi, this is Stephanie's answering machine.
If you're the phone company asking for money, stop bugging her, she'll
send it sooner or later. If you're a TV company advertising TVs, she
already has a TV with every channel known to man, and several known to
monkeys.
If
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Hi, this is Stephanie's answering machine. If you're the phone company
asking for money, stop bugging her, she'll send it sooner or later.
If you're a TV company advertising TVs, she already has a TV with every
channel known
1. (Very fast:) Hi, this is 904-4344. If you want to leave a message,
please wait for the tone. If you want to leave your name and number, please
press pound, press 3, then dial your name, then press 6 and dial your number.
If you want to leave your name and just a message, press star,
