Is it possible for a machine to make leaves? I have in my mind that leaves
are always hand made but is it correct? Machines are supposed to be so
wonderful :-))).
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in Afrikaans.
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Coming out of lurkdom to ask questions and make recommendations.
Welcome back, we have been missing your wise advice.
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fokloristic costumes could be picked.
Then one wife can also have the seven-year itch!!!
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I can recommend the Two-Pair inventions. I was fortunate to have mine
carted to Prague - and I am eternally grateful to Tamara for saving me the
postage.
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Does anybody perhaps have an e-mail address for Pene?
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of insurance and value etc. How do you cope with these
problems?
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I want to give a talk to our Study Group on the history of lacemaking and
particularly on what the size of the lacemaking industry was before the
invention of the lacemachine. Does anybody have any figures available or can
you guide me to a book which might be available in South Africa.
Jeanette
!
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cannot
understand- did they hunt down tasty morsels to tempt crafters? Does anybody
know?
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on
technology!!
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I have put a photo of my latest Rosalibre experiment on the Webshots. It is
the flower of the passion fruit or the grenadilla as we call it, so my flower
is called The Passionate grenadilla!! I used DMC Perle no 12.
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responsibilities start.
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in
South Africa!!!
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and that is it! Oh, and
Christmas items.
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Subject: [lace] Lacemaking in Africa
One of the members is focusing on indigo dying in Africa and especially in
Mali. She wanted to know if there is any current, or historical lacemaking
in Africa.
. I will mail
anywhere in the world.
Jeanette Fischer, Western Cape, South Africa.
After the recent messages on grammar, I am hesitant to write as English is not
my home language :-))
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offer!!!
Lorri Ferguson
Rosemary J. Horr
Diane Williams
Shirley McDaniel
Outi Rissanen
Ann-Marie Andersson
Allie Marguccio
Patsy A. Goodman
Micki Cameron
Barbara Engle
Lynn Weasenforth
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Emily Hobhouse is winging her way across the world. I posted to the East to
Australia, to the West as far as California , to the north to Estonia, Sweden
and Finland but not to the South. No lacemakers at the South Pole!
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. I did
buy a hand embroidered runner from Crete. So there are still people making
lace and selling it!
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Christmas
tree and the collection is slowly growing.
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Subject: [lace] bobbin drawing winner(s)
What a wonderful surprise to be a winner!!! Old bobbins are very scarce in
South Africa as we do not have a culture of bobbin lace making. I cannot
wait to see my bobbin!
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The antique bobbin I won in the raffle by Debbie Mouzon arrived safe and sound
today. She had also packed the bobbin very securely compared to the OIDFA
bobbin - which also arrived safely! These raffles are such fun.
Jeanette Fischer, Western Cape, South Africa.
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garments and the parents are even more inept with a sewing needle than I am,
so the garments are
much appreciated!! Fortunately one does not need a sewing needle to make
lace!!
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If only ready-wound bobbins were available!! Definitely winding the bobbins
is the pits for me.
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on forever!
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for the birthday gifts for the New Year.
The lace goes on ready-made pillowcases and it looks very luxurious.
Through the years I have donated several pieces of lace for raffles and have
always been disappointed by the sum of money generated. Maybe I overvalue
my lace!!!
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and inspiring.
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What alternatives are
there to reward people for exceptional handwork?
Thank you for the kind remarks re the value of my work. Maybe donating lace
for a raffle needs a re-think but then Bev has had a very pleasant
experience.
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The very best of Christmas wishes to you all. Wish I had an angel as
beautiful as Tamara's to send to other lace makers!!
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is probably going to last
me a life time particularly as I now spangle with fishing line and only use
the wire for triple twisted spangles!
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by other
people's creativity. I hope we have many more years of exchanges!!
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Am I the only one that had a satisfactory card exchange??
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of
the lace will be caught in the side seam of the pillowcase. Now that it is
finished, I am going to need a lot of courage to cut it! The alternative
was to wind bobbins between each short strip and that is not an option
either!!
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In South Africa there is probably no more than 500 lacemakers and that is
aiming very high! So I find it difficult to believe Canada has only 500.
We do not even have a national organisation.
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The site is most enjoyable and inspiring! Wonderful what a creative
imagination can do!
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to start with a wonderful teacher many moons ago.
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What a pity the trip is over!!! Thank you Elizabeth it was most
entertaining and interesting.
Jeanette Fischer, Western Cape, South Africa.
New at www.LaceCurator.info:
Travels in Belgium, Friday in Leuven. The grand finale day of my recent
lace study trip to Belgium. A off-the-beaten path
This is the way it has always been done in South Africa and I always thought
it was standard pratice!!! I have actually changed to orange paper after
seeing all the Spanish lacemakers working on orange background and the
threads are more visible.
Jeanette Fischer, Western Cape, South Africa
And what would we have done without the Lace Place in Honeydew!! Keep up
the good work.
Jeanette Fischer, Western Cape, South Africa.
Janis Savage wrote:
to supply me, that I thought I was being incredibly original in choosing
The Lace Place as my business name.
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Torchon does lend itself to colour and it is beautiful. Congratulations!
Jeanette Fischer, South Africa.
Lorelei Halley
I just finished this piece tonight. From my book TORCHON BOBBIN LACE
LESSONS.
It is the color version that is new.
http://lynxlace.com/mybobbinlace.html#new
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Congratulations!!! What fun!! This needs to be shared with all lacemakers.
Jeanette Fischer, Western Cape, South Africa.
Dear Fellow Spiders
As we are now into December and the count down for the Festive Season has
begun
I should like to share the work of myself and few good friends
I have been following this dicussion about the infamous mat and have come to
the conclusion that Miss Channer's mat is like Everest - it is there so it
has to be made,come what may!!
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hope the one that pinched
my card appreciates the lace and the card and that the card did not go
missing only due to a lovely stamp Alice had put on the envelope!!!
The day suddenly looks much brighter!!
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indication to the thickness of
the thread?
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scroll down to the panel of flowers.
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do finish most pieces. It is amazing how these pieces get
used sometime or other. Sometimes someone starts a crazy quilt and then I
can make a contribution. I suffer from incurable experimentation -
different threads, different textures etc etc!
Jeanette Fischer, Western Cape, South Africa
Congratulations - that is a lovely story! I enjoyed it!
Jeanette Fischer, Western Cape, South Africa.
Lemin, Brian. A Bobbin Love Story, 8 pages. Posted May 18, 2014. found
on:
https://www.cs.arizona.edu/patterns/weaving/lace.html#webdocs
Just an excuse to show you a few East Devon Bobbins
Here is the tiny URL - it is something special - the case I mean!
http://tinyurl.com/qexz4cx
Jeanette Fischer
South Africa
Just discovered this lovely iPhone case with pretty lace design! Hope the
link will work... It looks awfully long.
Clay
https://www.etsy.com/listing/177962362/iphone
Is one of the old traditions not to put a coin somewhere in the bride's
outfit?? What about an old sixpence (pre-decimal!) with a hole drilled
through to attach to the garter?? Does anybody else know about this
tradition - something to protect agains poverty??
Jeanette Fischer, South Africa
This topic came up on Arachne a few years ago because of a painting of
Mozart's mother holding a strip of lace
http://www.mozart.com/en/timeline/life/journeys-his-mother-anna-maria/
Nowhere does it say that she was a lacemaker though.
Jeanette Fischer, Western Cape, South Africa.
22, 2014 1:53
There are photo's of a lace fan and small lace bag made by two of our
members on our Guild Website. Beautiful lace made with silk.
http://capelaceguild.tumblr.com/
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This lace screen seems to be in an hotel in New York. Has anybody seen the
screen? Quite an achievement.
I wonder if this is a bar for lacemakers
http://design.mantzalin.com/portfolio-items/stix-lace-screen/
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Beautiful, beautiful!! A most successful venture - congratulations!
Jeanette Fischer, South Africa.
Thanks to Clay and Sue, the mysteries of putting something into Flickr seem
to have been overcome. They have just posted the picture I took of the pair
of curtains I have finally finished after
The designs for needlelace were often copied in machine made lace but was
the technique of needlelace ever copied as in some of the bobbin laces??
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I am sorry, I did not phrase my question well! What I would like to know
is: Was the technique of needlelace ever used in machine made lace. Was
only the designs copied or did they try to imitate the technique as well.
Jeanette Fischer, South Africa.
The designs for needlelace were often
of the card finally arriving and then the surprise of seeing the
beautiful card in the flesh!! My card to her?? Fortunately a friend's
son came visiting from the USA and took my card with and posted it in the
USA! A happy ending eventually!
Jeanette Fischer, Western Cape, South Africa
Congratulations on the new site and thank you for the beautiful prickings
you so generously give to us.
Jeanette Fischer, Western Cape, South Afria.
This week I published 2 edgings on my new site. http://bit.ly/1MxDrg2
http://bit.ly/1MxDrg2
The page has been changed. You can download the pdf
I was taught that most laces do not have a right or wrong side - the side
that looks the best is the right side. I was also taught that a spider
should have a nice raised body and to this day I still like a spider with a
hump. So many men , so many minds!!
Jeanette Fischer, South Africa.
I
by a publisher. There was whole series of them - Little lace book of Church
lace, Little lace book of collars, Little lace book of Christmas and some
others. Jean Horne also wrote the series of books on colour in lace.
Jeanette Fischer in a freezing cold Western Cape, South Africa.
Dear Friends
as I can remember it stats with Bal.!
Thank you
Jeanette Fischer
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Thank you to all for your replies. I just could not remember the name of
the book and google gave me no joy but as usual Arachne came to the rescue!!
Jeanette Fischer, Western Cape, South Africa.
Barjac Ombree? Available from Barbara Fay books in Germany.
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to his other word a short while ago.
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.
Thanks to Lyn for arranging the exchange.
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are!! Congratulations to all.
Jeanette Fischer, South Africa
No more words - please check out the wonderful work by your fellow lace
makers at http://brandis.com.au/arachne/2016bookmarks/index.html
www.brandis.com.au <http://www.brandis.com.au/> online since 1995
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lace patterns.
I also make miniature lace so I hope the group comes up with some unknown
books and patterns!
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The patterns for small motifs in Bucks- inserts for brooches or paperweights
- make lovely table centers or doilies for dressing tables etc. My favoured
thread is Pipers 4/20!
Jeanette Fischer
South Africa.
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I think Tamara Duvall originally posted this poem
When God made man, He made him out of string
He had a little left, so He left a thing
When God made woman, He made her out of lace
He did not have enough, so He left a space.
Jeanette Fischer, Western Cape, South Africa.
I really need help
Absolutely beautiful!!
Jeanette Fischer
South Africa.
Hallo
I have just finished another ball. This is my own design which has been
inspired by an origami ball.
https://plus.google.com/u/0/photos/105983456136816003798/albums/628385433749
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Frauke Lorenz from Ahrensburg, Germany
A friend is doing a Buck's piece and the instructions use the term "core
ground". Neither of us have heard the term before and I wondered if anyone
on the list has ever come across this term and how is the ground worked?
Jeanette Fischer
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Thank you to all for your help. We looked in every Bucks book we could find
but I did not think of looking in this book.
Jeanette Fiscer
South Africa
There is a ground, used rarely in Bucks, called "cord ground". Is it
possible your source has a typo? It is basically the same as the little
Thanks to all for you help. Alexa Stillwell and Lorelei were correct- it is
a typo and should be cord ground for which we found the instructions in the
Book of bobbin lace stitches. Thank you for pointing us in the right
direction. It does look a rather un-Bucks ground!!
Jeanette Fischer
South
It was quite a relief to discover that I am not the only one not going to
Slovenia!! Oh, how I wish I could be there but I am also pinning my hopes
on Brugge! For those of you who have not met Jeri - make an effort it will
be worth the effort!
Jeanette Fischer
South Africa.
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A winner as always!! Thanks.
Jeanette Fischer
South Africa.
Hands above the bobbins
Hands with bobbins held
Move with speed to place a pin
Move slow to tension thread
Old hands, young hands
Hands both dark and fair
Hands young and plump with gift of youth
Hands lined with time and care.
Some
What an inspiring blog!!! Makes me feel quite the sloth! I will keep an
eye on your progress. I wish I had the opportunity for some more courses!
Jeanette Fischer, Western Cape, South Africa.
The progress of making lace I document in Instagram on daily basis:
https://www.instagram.com
Too beautiful!
Jeanette Fischer
South Africa.
I would like to share with you a picture I have just uploaded to my Flickr
account, and which has lace on it:
https://www.flickr.com/photos/mi-pequeno-taller/31656378103/in/dateposted/.
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Will it not be the easiest to contact the blogger? I see that she has a
facebook page.
Jeanette Fischer
Western Cape, South Africa.
A friend of mine is seeking the source of a pattern at this blogspot:
http://artylady.blogspot.com.au/
Does anyone know where it comes from please
I agree completely with Joepie - the more the options the more the
confusion. The site is easy to navigate and gives all the information I
need. Thanks to everybody involved in this exchange - I for one appreciate
your efforts and time.
Jeanette Fischer
South Africa.
>>>>>
The
I received a most beautiful tatted Christmas star from Celia Mulhearn - for
a change our postal service delivered the letter well in time for Christmas.
Thank you so much Celia. Your work is much appreciated.
Jeanette Fischer
Western Cape, South Africa.
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place."
Jeanette Fischer, Western Cape, South Africa.
I thought they did a good job interviewing us, then showing the variety of
members and their interests/motivations in choosing lacemaking in the
article.
Please enjoy!
http://registerguard.com/rg/news/local/35394225-81/oregon-trail-la
to the
stealing of patterns and not giving credit etc etc but I find my interest is
more stimulated by seeing the prickings and then buying the book. For us in
South Africa the Lace Express has become very expensive.
Jeanette Fischer, Western Cape, South Africa.
http://vueltaycruz.es/en/lace-makers
I have just spent quite some time admiring all the lovely bookmarks!
Congratulations to everyone involved and particularly to Jenny.
I have not received my exchange yet, but saw what I can look forward to- if
only the Post Office would oblige!!
Jeanette Fischer, South Africa.
http
Does anybody know how to identify jet beads? I looked on the internet and
found a site that gives scientific methods of identification. Is there some
ordinary method of identification?
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This has been around before but I thought it appropriate again as we
recently had the thread on the English language and all the eating and
feasting around with all the lace days and conferences coming up!
Jeanette Fischer, Western Cape, South Africa, green with envy that I am not
part of any
truck in front of her house and
left it there all night
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and the security measures were
about the same as described by Jean and he was only the vice-president. The
freeways to the airport were closed for his exclusive use etc. It did not
make the Americans very popular here as most of this happened without much
warning.
Jeanette Fischer, Western Cape
I have done silly things,but none quite as embarrassing!
Jeanette Fischer, Western Cape, South Africa
WELL THAT EXPLAINS EVERYTHING!!
An elderly lady called 911 on her cell phone to report that her car has been
broken into. She is hysterical as she explains her situation to the
dispatcher
This story is similar to one doing the rounds in South Africa - what did
Zimbabwe use before candles ---electricity :-.
Jeanette Fischer, Western Cape, South Africa.
Problems and solutions.
When NASA began the launch of astronauts into space, they found out that the
pens wouldn't work
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We'll have roast Turkey, dressing, cranberry sauce,
smashed potatoes, gravy, rolls, and the green-bean
casserole that has graced our holiday tables since I was a
child.
How is a green bean casserole prepared?
Jeanette Fischer
Here is a variation on the theme of Bush's visit to the Queen.
Jeanette Fischer, Western Cape, South Africa.
George W. Bush was having afternoon tea with Queen Elizabeth in Buckingham
Palace, outlining his plans for the future of the USA.
As I'm the President said Bush, I'm thinking of changing
with red shoes would go past, one of the men invariably
said There goes a woman without a pantie on!!! That has stuck in my mind.
Jeanette Fischer, Western Cape, South Africa.
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A husband and wife were having an argument about who should brew the
coffee each morning. The wife said, You should do it, because you get
up first, and then we don't have to wait as long to get our coffee.
The husband said, You are in charge of the cooking around here and you
should do it,
I sincerely hope it never comes to this! I was unsubscribed for a few weeks
so belated New Year's wishes to you all.
Jeanette Fischer, Western Cape, South Africa.
Ordering Pizza in 2015
Operator: Thank you for calling Pizza Hut. May I have your...
Customer: Hi, I'd like to order.
Operator: May
This is another old joke but I enjoyed it again. Jeanette Fischer,Western
Cape,South Africa.
A wealthy old lady decided to go on a photo safari in Africa. She took
her faithful pet dachshund along for company. One day, the dachshund
starts chasing butterflies and before long the dachshund
that
will protect them against TB. The main cause of death amongst AIDS patients
is TB.
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A guy sticks his head into a barbershop and asks, How long before I can get a
haircut?
The barber looks around the shop and says, About 2 hours.
The guy leaves.
A few days later the same guy sticks his head in the door and asks, How long
before I can get a haircut?
The barber looks around at the
Personally, I have always been grateful that I was spared a child learning
the violin!!! My neighbour used to send her son over to practice in our
house when her nerves were a bit worn!!
Jeanette Fischer, Western Cape, South Africa.
Little Harold was practicing the violin in the living room while
: Did he take you?
Little Old Lady: Hell, no! He just yelled, April Fool!
And that's when I shot the little bastard.
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TRUE bravery ...
True bravery is arriving home late, after a boys' night out, being assaulted
by your wife with a broom.
And asking ...
Are you still cleaning, or are you flying somewhere???
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