ok, look here, boys Imagine Autodesk as a home, where a mascots of software living. And in the kitchen sitting - Maya, hot chick, i mean REALLY HOT CHICK watching the movies, Soft - a guy sitting on the floor, in hood ( Softimage faceless mascot - only young, like 17 or so, Thinking TOO MUCH of himself, nervous and pissed off) playing on playstation on Metal Gear or Final Fantasy, and Max - fat guy with acne, cubic head and crooked arms, trying to build a house from cubes on the table.Maya and Soft always bullying him. Even they are jocking on each other, they surely love each other. Eddie is Autodesk.
Maya: - Hey, Soft, you are playing too much games lately, how about the rent to Eddie ? Soft: (Not turning from the screen) - Shut up, Maya, its EDDIE, who must pay me a rent. Maya: - You know the rules - of you don`t pay, you`ll be thrown out... Soft: (Not turning from the screen) - I told you to shut up? Eddie won`t dare - i`m untouchable. Maya:(Pretending being offended) - You are so rude...I wonder if you are working... Max:(interrupting Maya) - Yeah, I didn`t see you working on big projects lately... Both Maya and Soft:- SHUT UP , MAX !!!!!!!! JUST SHUT UP!!!!! OK ?!!! Max:(offending and mumbling to himself) Always bullying me... Maya:(Slyly smiling) - C`mon, Soft, go get a job.Comb owed money to Eddie, remember where he is now? Soft: (Not turning - only putting up the hoodie, showing the scar on back(or chest)) - You bitch already forgot that you have MY heart beating under your silicon tits.And MY blood flowing through your veins. Maya:(Offending) - It was Ediie`s decision. Soft: (Not turning) - Heh, if its Eddies decision, Eddie is the one to scratch about the rent. What do you want from me? Praise Eddie because he didn`t cut off my fingers? I told you, he won`t dare to touch me, i made too much.Besides if he put even a bit of efforts somewhere other than enlarging your tits - things would be different. Next Scene Door is opening, Soft is thrown away from Autodesk house with the footprint on his ass. BAM!!!! Soft is sitting up, taking off the hood - and we see that there is a cute boy(or girl) - something like a mixture of Kamina with a Claud from Final Fantasy ( i`ll draw a picture). He takes out the old school mobile phone, typing the numbers- PIC, PUK, PAK - beeep, beeep, - : "Yo, brother, i`ve got problems....Yeah....And gather the people". He is covering the hood again and the face shades with blackness - only eyes ignite and burn. And here is the entry point , where all the iconic Softimage-made projects are dropping the things that they were doing and running to help him. And in the end they gather all together like a single HUGE wave of characters and projects hanging like wave over a small two-floor Autodesk house menacing to wash it away. If you guys like it i can draw a characters, if you like the way i`m thinking, but don`t like this particular script, i have some other ideas, especially on scene 2 so embarrasing )))) 2014-03-12 19:49 GMT+04:00 olivier jeannel <olivier.jean...@noos.fr>: > at 7:40 I start to vomit... > > Le 12/03/2014 16:33, Francisco Criado a écrit : > > Found this wonderful video that could be useful for the documentary part > of "life after softimage" > highly recomended from minute 7:40 > http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e-4JpeSF_2g > > > > 2014-03-12 11:28 GMT-03:00 Mirko Jankovic <mirkoj.anima...@gmail.com>: > >> I do have a nice team of people here covering all sort of tasks but >> unfortunately too bussy for the next couple months to take on anything else >> on side... >> But if you need some rendering with Redshift i can help out, got couple >> licences and couple nice GPU render ready comps so can at least free your >> comps to keep making something great :) >> >> >> On Wed, Mar 12, 2014 at 3:19 PM, Matthew Graves <mattg1...@gmail.com>wrote: >> >>> Hi I like this idea Paul. >>> There seems to be a lot of people already in but I will throw my hat it >>> to. I can do ICE Fx and Problem solving and other such cool stuff. >>> (also thanks Paul for the invaluable tutorial videos) >>> >>> Matt >>> >>> >>> On 12 March 2014 14:01, Ed Manning <etmth...@gmail.com> wrote: >>> >>>> Good idea, Paul. >>>> >>>> I'm up for contributing, schedule permitting! >>>> >>>> VFX supervision, middleweight ICE FX-y stuff, and >>>> shading/lighting/rendering, especially if you'd like to see some stuff done >>>> in Redshift. >>>> >>>> http://www.linkedin.com/in/etmthree/ has a lot of links to recent >>>> (and older) work. >>>> >>>> Anyone know a producer who'd like to herd this bunch of cats? >>>> >>> >>> >> > >
