>Crystal Methanol has affected my spelling abilitie. > >Otherwise, I agree completely with Pieter.
But what choice did you leave me, other than to have innocent people believing that we'd cornered the world supply of phenomenalfailure, which simply isn't true, the White House owns it. >Amazing Keith, that you put any time in stupid articles like this man wrote. >How can you keep your patients ? Bursts of manic laughter help a lot! Best Keith >Greetings, >Pieter. > >----- Original Message ----- >From: "Keith Addison" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> >To: <Biofuel@sustainablelists.org> >Sent: Tuesday, January 17, 2006 8:13 PM >Subject: Re: [Biofuel] Methanol Recovery? > > > > >HI MY NAME IS MIKE AND I HAVE A METHANOL PROBLEM. > > > > > >HI MIKE! > > > > > >I first began using methanol just on the weekends. A few bottles of > > >dry gas here and there, just enought to make myself feel better about > > >my fuel usage. Then it got to be too expensive to buy methanol in > > >little bottles and I began to buy boxes of HEET. I drove all over > > >town just to save a few cents on a case. Soon, as I began to feel > > >better and better, and my VW ran better and better. I am ashamed to > > >say I even got my friends involved. > > >We snuck around behind seamy restaurants, liberating oil. We > > >pretended to have drain problems so we could buy lye. We began to > > >just want to be by ourselves, cooking our little batches. We egged > > >each other on. Soon we had quite a litle crowd. Little bottles > > >didn't cut it anymore. One of my buddies "knew a guy" who could get 5 > > >gallon jugs. Suddenly life was good again. We built bigger and > > >better "works." We got brazen. We drove around stinking of oil - >Thai food, French Fries and peanut oil. > > >We started to meet the higher ups in the methanol trade. We did a > > >deal and scored 55 gallons. We had quite a racket going. We though > > >we were untouchable. > > > > > >Then it all came crashing down. There was an intervention. Nice > > >white men is suits explained over and over how methanol leads to the > > >destruction of the US economy. Good people at ExxonMobil, Shell and > > >Sunoco would be out of work. They explained how we were a major > > >factor in the collapse of the SUV industry, and the dire condition of > > >GM and Ford. We felt bad. > > > > > >Today I am a happy member of society. I have an SUV and heat my > > >house with petroleum. I drive work from the suburbs. > > > > > >Let my story be a warning to you all: One little bottel of methanol > > >can lead to not just your downfall, but the wholesale collapse of all > > >we hold dear. > > >The American way of life is a blessed one. Be strong against the > > >forces of darkness that seek to mislead you. Do not follow Keith. > > >He is a false prophet. > > >He lives on a mountain in Japan, preaching self-sufficiency. Little > > >do most people know he is really the head of an evil cartel that has > > >huge holdings in methanol, lye and vegetable oil. You have been > > >warned! Oh, he has also cornered the market in Phenopthalein. > > > > It's not a false profit, how can you say such a thing? It's true that > > we did try to corner the market in that stuff but it didn't work > > because we couldn't spell it right either. > > > > Please make sure you get your facts straight next time before you > > start accusing innocent people of living on mountains and so on. And I > > don't preach self-sufficiency, all I said was I vunt to be alone. > > But thanks for asking people not to follow me up here at least. > > > > >Be Strong! > > > > Hmph. > > > > Best > > > > Keith > > > > > > >-Mike _______________________________________________ Biofuel mailing list Biofuel@sustainablelists.org http://sustainablelists.org/mailman/listinfo/biofuel_sustainablelists.org Biofuel at Journey to Forever: http://journeytoforever.org/biofuel.html Search the combined Biofuel and Biofuels-biz list archives (50,000 messages): http://www.mail-archive.com/biofuel@sustainablelists.org/
