WOMBAT = Way Of Measuring Badly in America Today

FFU = Fred Flintstone Units

and now, fresh from the USMA listerv,

HAU = Horse's Ass Units (aka Equine Anal Units)

kilopascal wrote:
> 
> 2001-07-21
> 
> This is one of the propaganda stories circulated by the BWMA.  In fact it is
> almost word for word identical, except for the horse's ass part.  And even
> if the 4 ft 8.5 in may seem non-sensical to modern users of FFU, the metric
> equivalent, being 1430 or 1435 mm (depending on your local standard), is
> quite normal.
> 
> Also, I think someone pointed out that the 4 ft 8.5 in used in "modern" FFU,
> was actually an even 5 ft to the Romans.  At the time of the introduction of
> the metric system in France in the 1790's, it was estimated that there were
> over 5000 variations on the foot alone still in use in Europe.  It is awful
> arrogant of Americans and deceitful of the BWMA and others to propagate the
> lie that there has always been 1 standard foot since the "beginning", and
> that the present hodge-podge of units used in the US has been in use
> continuously for millennia with out change.
> 
> Not only can't people work efficiently with FFU, they don't even know its
> history.
> 
> John
> 
> Keiner ist hoffnungsloser versklavt als derjenige, der irrtümlich glaubt
> frei zu sein.
> 
> There are none more hopelessly enslaved then those who falsely believe they
> are free!
> 
> Johann Wolfgang von Goethe (1749-1832)
> 
> ----- Original Message -----
> From: "Barbara and/or Bill Hooper" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>
> To: "U.S. Metric Association" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>
> Sent: Saturday, 2001-07-21 15:42
> Subject: [USMA:14523] rail gauges
> 
> > Following are two interesting related messages that got forwarded to me by
> > my engineer son-in-law. I thought they were interesting enough to pass on.
> >
> > Regards,
> > Bill Hooper
> >
> > =================
> > #1
> >
> > From: Ray Smith
> > Subject: Good engineering stands the test of time
> >
> > > > > The U.S. standard railroad gauge (distance between the rails) is 4
> feet,
> > > > > 8.5 inches. That is an exceedingly odd number. Why was that gauge
> used?
> > > > > Because that's the way they built them in England, and the U.S.
> > > > > railroads were built by English expatriates. Why did the English
> build
> > > > > them that way? Because the first rail lines were built by the same
> > > > > people who built the pre-railroad tramways, and that's the gauge
> they
> > > > > used. Why did "they" use that gauge?  Because the people who built
> the
> > > > > tramways used the same jigs and tools that they used for building
> > > > > wagons, which used that wheel spacing.  So why did the wagons have
> that
> > > > > particular odd spacing?  Well, if they tried to use any other
> spacing,
> > > > > the wagon wheels would break on some of the old, long distance roads
> in
> > > > > England, because that was the spacing of the wheel ruts. So who
> built
> > > > > those old rutted roads?  The first long distance roads in Europe
> (and
> > > > > England) were built by Imperial Rome for their legions.  The roads
> have
> > > > > been used ever since. And the ruts in the roads? The ruts in the
> roads,
> > > > > which everyone had to match for fear of destroying their wagon
> wheels,
> > > > > were first formed by Roman war chariots.  Since the chariots were
> made
> > > > > for (or by) Imperial Rome, they were all alike in the matter of
> wheel
> > > > > spacing.  The U.S. standard railroad gauge of 4 feet-8.5 inches
> derives
> > > > > from the original specification for an Imperial Roman war chariot.
> > > > > Specifications and bureaucracies live forever.  So the next time you
> > > > > are
> > > > > handed a specification and wonder what horse's ass came up with it,
> > > > > you
> > > > > may be exactly right, because the Imperial Roman war chariots were
> > > > > made
> > > > > just wide enough to accommodate the back end of two war horses.
> > > > > Thus we have the answer to the original question.
> > > > >
> > > > > Now for the twist to the story. When we see a space shuttle sitting
> on
> > > > > it's launching pad, there are two booster rockets attached to the
> side
> > > > > of the main fuel tank.  These are solid rocket boosters, or SRB's.
> The
> > > > > SRB's are made by Thiokol at their factory in Utah. The engineers
> who
> > > > > designed the SRB's might have preferred to make them a bit
> fatter,but
> > > > > the SRB's had to be shipped by train from the factory to the launch
> > > > > site. The railroad line from the factory had to run through a tunnel
> in
> > > > > the mountains.  The tunnel is slightly wider than the railroad
> track,
> > > > > and the railroad track is about as wide as two horses' rumps. So, a
> > > > > major design feature of what is arguably the worlds most advanced
> > > > > transportation system was determined over two thousand years ago by
> > > > > the width of a horse's hind quarters!
> > > > >
> > > > > Don't you just love engineering?
> >
> > ==========
> > #2
> >
> > From: Jeff Knighton
> > Subject: RE: Good engineering stands the test of time
> >
> > > Interesting story, Ray.  Here's a reply from my wife's father:
> > >
> > >> That's really good. But here I go again, adding to the story.
> > >> Railroads in the U.S. were built with all sorts of different gauges in
> the
> > >> early days.   No railroad wanted to change them, because it would blow
> > >> their monopoly in the little short-haul area that was covered by each
> early
> > >> railroad.   So when a train came to the end of the line, which couldn't
> > >> connect
> > >> with the next one, all the stuff would have to be unloaded and carted
> to the
> > >> next train. This added another layer of interest groups against gauge
> > >> standardization-carters, laborers and local politicians who wanted to
> keep
> > >> the work for the local boys at each railhead. The Northern railroads
> were
> > >> being consolidated by early captains of industry by the time the Civil
> War
> > >> came around, so Northern roads pretty much had adopted a common gauge.
> The
> > >> Southern states weren't so far along and were still piddling around
> with the
> > >> local, short-haul, different gauge, "lack-o-system" system. This made
> things
> > >> tough on a poor state at war, as locomotives and cars couldn't be used
> all
> > >> over even if they had standardized the gauge (Longstreet's men had to
> > >> de-train several times in their rail trip to beef up the troops at
> > >> Chickamaga.). But in the end it was Abraham Lincoln who made the
> decision
> > >> that the gauge of both the actors in the transcontinental railroad
> project
> > >> (launched during the War) would be the same: 4 feet, 8.5 inches-though
> he
> > >> probably didn't think in terms of horses' rumps...and because the Union
> won
> > >> the War, the standard gauge was extended to Southern railways which all
> had
> > >> to be rebuilt and mostly with Northern capital.
> >

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