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WEIRD SIDE E-ZINE
Issue #54
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EDITORS NOTE
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Dear subscribers,
A warm welcome to all the new and "old" subscribers.
I'll be short this time, because I only have 1 announcement
to make, but it's an important one :-)
The Secret Weird Site Members Only Club has opened,
and I would like to invite all of you to join in.
Like I told you in last issue, the Club Area will be accessible
to Paying Members only, but the subscription fee has been
kept low -you'll get 6 months full access for only 10$! (That's
the equivalent of 1 beer a month! -Or 1 softdrink, if you don't
fancy alcohol :-)
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I'm sorry for not getting back to all those people who
asked to be notified. I had so many emails coming in -it
was just impossible to reply personally, please except my
humble apologees for this one.
Hope to see you all there soon!
Thanks for being here again! Enjoy the read!
Dirk Dupon, your editor
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INDEX
=> Sponsor ad
=> New sites
=> Bits and bytes
=> Weird News
=> Drunken Quote
=> Software Recommendation
=> Funny Autoresponder
=> User Tip
=> Free stuff
=> Subscribe/Unsubscribe information
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WEIRD NEWS
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A New York hospital suspended two doctors for allegedly
operating on the wrong side of a man's brain. The next day
another operation happened, to remove a potentially fatal
blood clot, and the patient was listed in stable condition.
His CT scan was reportedly placed backward on the viewing
screen before the original surgery. "Yeah, it's weird," the
patient said. "I don't know much. They're still investigating.
All I know is my head hurts."
Allentown, Penns. A man faces 40 years in prison after
pleading guilty to a series of robberies. It turns out the
suspect had an affinity for robbing places nude... except
for underwear over his head... to cover his face. The man
says he was distraught over the imminent death of his mother.
Redding, Calif. Driving along the nation's busy highways
can be dangeous because of drunken birds. Intoxicated
birds careened into car windshields and flew into the
pavement, leaving scores of bird carcasses. "They had
a real party," said a transportation spokesman. No people
were injured. The birds had apparently been eating the
parneyi cotoneaster berry, a fermenting fruit that gives
birds an alcohol buzz. More than 20 years ago its bushes
were planted by the state Department. Though they are
hearty in dry, hot conditions, the berry bushes frequently
fall prey to insects, so they are no longer considered suitable
to plant, transportation officials said. Highway Patrol officers
joke they have been unable so far to catch the drunken
birds for FUI -flying under the influence. "They're not buying
into the 'designated flier' program, either, and the T-shirts
don't fit them," Highway Patrol spokesman Monty Hite said.
A 97-year-old woman who was blind for five years suddenly
regained her sight after she sneezed. She thought she was
dreaming when she found she could see, and saids she
didn't recognise herself when she looked in the mirror for
the first time. "I thought: 'Who on earth is that?' My hair was
white, and it was just turning grey when I last saw it. I can't
really believe it myself, except I'm seeing and going around
without my glasses."
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DRUNKEN QUOTE
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"You know you're a Drunken Bastard when your "Missing" photo
appears on a bottle of scotch instead of a milk carton."
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FAMOUS QUOTES
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"I play the harmonica. The only way I can play is if I get my
car going really fast, and stick it out the window. I've been
arrested three times for practicing."
-Steven Wright
"Everbody wants to save the earth - nobody wants to help
Mom to do the dishes."
- P. J. O'Rourke
"I once heard two ladies going on and on about the pains of
childbirth and how men don't seem to know what real pain is.
I asked if either of them ever got themselves caught in a
zipper."
- Emo Philips
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USER TIP
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