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WEIRD SIDE E-ZINE
Issue #56
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EDITORS NOTE
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Hello,
Welcome again to all our new and "old" subscribers.
Ok, let's start with the good news!
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INDEX
=> Sponsor ad
=> New sites
=> Bits and bytes
=> Weird News
=> Drunken Quote
=> Software Recommendation
=> Funny Autoresponder
=> User Tip
=> Free stuff
=> Subscribe/Unsubscribe information
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NEW SITES
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* Beneath Los Angeles
People come to L.A. from all over. The only folks who were
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BITS AND BYTES... to make PC-life more fun and easy!
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WEIRD NEWS
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Adison, Wisconsin. A man wanted to see his own funeral, and
to make sure it was fun, he threw it himself. The 89-year-old one
marched ahead of his coffin and 6 pallbearers during a mock
funeral procession that he called his contribution to friends, relatives
and Dixieland jazz. He invited hundreds of people to the city's
convention center, saying they no longer need to have a funeral
when he really dies.
A 20 year girl in Richmond stabbed her boyfriend because he
brought her a ham, egg and cheese bagel and coffee instead
of the 2 sausage McMuffins and orange juice that she wanted.
A witness says the boyfriend usually got the order wrong, and
his girlfriend warned him there'd be trouble this time around if
he screwed up. (Contra Costa Times)
Cecil Collins, a former Miami Dolphins player, has been jailed
for 15 years for breaking into a woman's home and watching her
sleep. Cecil was given the maximum sentence in court because
of an earlier conviction for a similar offence. Ron and Tina Nolte
awoke to find Cecil running back in their bedroom. Collins was
convicted of burglary. He claimed Tina Nolte and he were lovers.
When arrested, Collins told police he only wanted to watch Tina
as she slept. The Dolphins released him two months after the
arrest.
Florida shock-job Bubba the Love Sponge, his producer and 2
listeners have been charged with the killing of a wild boar in the
radio station parking lot last month. A cop says: "Of course (wild
boars) are a nuisance in some parts of Florida, but someone
should not be allowed to kill them, or any animal, for entertainment
purposes." The Love Sponge complains: "They've made this the
largest dog-and-pony show ever. It's really sad. I may have done
something distasteful, but I certainly didn't do anything illegal. I
am so ready to leave this town." (St. Petersburg Times)
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DRUNKEN QUOTE
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"You know you're a Drunken Bastard when your Family Tree is
firmly planted in the front lawn of the Betty Ford Clinic."
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FAMOUS QUOTES
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"You know, somebody actually complimented me on my
driving today. They left a little note on the windscreen which
said, 'Parking Fine.'"
- Tommy Cooper
"Even very young children need to be informed about dying.
Explain the concept of death very carefully to your child. This
will make threatening him with it much more effective."
- P. J. O'Rourke
"I'd probably like my doctor a bit more if he wouldn't walk
around humming 'Another One Bites the Dust' all the time."
- Kristy Baxter
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SOFTWARE RECOMMENDATION
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USER TIP
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