Please, Derek - Stop this insanity now. There's a nice order of chicken rings waiting for you if you just give it up. Just think, no more slogging flight cases and getting teased about eating snake.
Do it for the children, Derek. bvl > > > We are desperately trying to find this man who on the 7th of October (well > actually 8th since it was around 4:32am) was last seen trying to pack down a > certain mr hawtins equipment while balancing a bottle of sambuca on his > head. > > He is a suspect of these following crimes: > > * Harassing young innocent Swedish girls with his video-cam. > * Reckless drinking and dancing. > * Threatening the bartender with the words "I will send mike > for you..." if he doesn´t make him another mojito. > * Trying to wrestle down a bouncer when he says he don´t know > who the number one Detroit bachelor is > > If you see this man please don´t attempt to arrest him on your own. He is > known for getting people into trouble with his smooth way of talking and > never drink anything he tries to give you. Contact the Swedish embassy for > assistance and try to stay calm and out of range from him. > > If you, Mr Plaslaiko, get this message...please surrender and contact us > immediately. > > Thank you for your co-operation. > > > -- http://www.chromedecay.org
