He's easily lured in by the prospect of rare Radiohead B-Sides and anything obscure by Death Cab For Cutie. I'd try playing something on a PA and he'll come out from where ever he is hiding. Most likely with a gun and a pack of sandwhiches.
-----Original Message----- From: [EMAIL PROTECTED] [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] Sent: Tuesday, October 08, 2002 7:43 AM To: [email protected] Subject: (313) WANTED - Derek "The Player" Plaslaiko We are desperately trying to find this man who on the 7th of October (well actually 8th since it was around 4:32am) was last seen trying to pack down a certain mr hawtins equipment while balancing a bottle of sambuca on his head. He is a suspect of these following crimes: * Harassing young innocent Swedish girls with his video-cam. * Reckless drinking and dancing. * Threatening the bartender with the words "I will send mike for you..." if he doesn´t make him another mojito. * Trying to wrestle down a bouncer when he says he don´t know who the number one Detroit bachelor is If you see this man please don´t attempt to arrest him on your own. He is known for getting people into trouble with his smooth way of talking and never drink anything he tries to give you. Contact the Swedish embassy for assistance and try to stay calm and out of range from him. If you, Mr Plaslaiko, get this message...please surrender and contact us immediately. Thank you for your co-operation.
