"The Player" in question has a weakness. Like Superman is to Kryptonite, is a substance known as Shoutgun Willie's Hot Sauce is to "The Player". Apply liberally on said "Player", and find him flail about and rendered useless.
This insider information brought to you from field agent information acquired in a boston area performance months back. BB® > > > We are desperately trying to find this man who on the 7th of October (well > actually 8th since it was around 4:32am) was last seen trying to pack down a > certain mr hawtins equipment while balancing a bottle of sambuca on his > head. > > He is a suspect of these following crimes: > > * Harassing young innocent Swedish girls with his video-cam. > * Reckless drinking and dancing. > * Threatening the bartender with the words "I will send mike > for you..." if he doesn´t make him another mojito. > * Trying to wrestle down a bouncer when he says he don´t know > who the number one Detroit bachelor is > > If you see this man please don´t attempt to arrest him on your own. He is > known for getting people into trouble with his smooth way of talking and > never drink anything he tries to give you. Contact the Swedish embassy for > assistance and try to stay calm and out of range from him. > > If you, Mr Plaslaiko, get this message...please surrender and contact us > immediately. > > Thank you for your co-operation. > benny blanco® blancodisco | beyond the qe2 | geezah! http://blancodisco.com
