RE: [4c-math94] Reunion Update!

Thu, 11 Nov 2004 02:05:59 -0800

This is an urban legend. although a deep sense of exhiliration welled-up
within you when you read this letter. Too many idiot bosses, I guess,
that we want them to have a taste of our revenge.
 
 
For the reunion update, since no word from Abby or Tagui
we are momentarily suspending our reunion :) scheduled tom,
Friday, Nov 12.
 
As for the Nov 15 reunion with Tagui, until we hear from Tagui
and his plans I guess it would be unfair to keep all of us
breathlessly hanging in anticipation.
 
So Abby & Tagui, the ball is on your court.
 
Tagui committed na pwede sya on Monday, Nov 15. So far
Nick, Me and some of you committed their presence.
 
But until we hear from our balikbayans we don't have a definite
reunion meeting.
 
cheers,
Dave
 

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-----Original Message-----
From: brian rabago [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED]
Sent: Thursday, November 11, 2004 5:28 PM
To: [email protected]
Subject: RE: [4c-math94] Fw: Best Resignation Letter

It’s not made by a filipino

 

From: Dodgie M. Nassif [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED]
Sent: Thursday, November 11, 2004 5:07 PM
To: [EMAIL PROTECTED]; [email protected]; [EMAIL PROTECTED]; Ismael Motus; Leonardo Samonte
Subject: [4c-math94] Fw: Best Resignation Letter

 



> THE BEST RESIGNATION LETTER EVER
>
> Actual letter of resignation from a PINOY
> (Filipino) employee at
> Zantex Computers, USA, to her boss, who
> apparently resigned very soon
> afterwards!
>
> Lesson: Don't mess up with your systems
> administrator....
>
> Dear Mr. Baker,
>
> As a graduate of an institution of higher
> education, I have a few very basic expectations.
> Chief among these is that my direct superiors
> have an intellect that ranges above the common
> ground squirrel. After your consistent and annoying
> harassment of my coworkers and me during the
> commission of our duties, I can only surmise that
> you are one of the few true genetic wastes of our
> time.
>
> Asking me, a network administrator, to explain
> every little nuance of everything I do each time you
> happen to stroll into my office is not
> only a waste of time, but also a waste of precious
> oxygen. I was hired because I know how to
> network
> computer systems, and you were apparently hired
> to provide amusement to myself and other
> employees, who watch you vainly attempt to
> understand the concept of "cut and paste" for the
> hundredth time. You will never understand
> computers.
>
> Something as incredibly simple as binary still
> gives
> you too many options. You will also never
> understand why people hate you, but I am going to
> try and explain it to you, even though I am sure
> this
> will be just as effective as telling you what an IP
> is.
> Your shiny new iMac has more
> personality than you ever will.
>
> You walk around the building all day, shiftlessly
> looking for fault in others. You have a sharp
> dressed useless look about you that may have
> worked for your interview, but now that you actually
> have responsibility,you pawn it off on overworked
> staff, hoping their talent will cover
> for your glaring ineptitude. In a world of managerial
> evolution, you are the blue-green algae that
> everyone else eats and laughs at.
> Managers like you are a sad proof of the Dilbert
> principle. Since this situation is unlikely to
> change without you getting a full frontal lobotomy
> reversal, I am forced to
> tender my resignation, however I have a few
> parting thoughts.
>
> 1. When someone calls you in reference to
> employment, it is illegal for
> you to give me a bad recommendation. The most
> you can say to hurt me is
> "I prefer not to comment." I will have friends
> randomly call you over the next couple of years to
> keep you honest, because I know you would be
> unable to do it on your own.
>
> 2. I have all the passwords to every account on
> the system, and I know every password you have
> used for the last five years. If you decide
> to get cute, I am going to publish your "favorites
> list", which I conveniently saved when you made
> me
> "back up" your useless files. I do believe
> that terms like "Lolita" are not usually viewed
> favorably by the administration.
>
> 3. When you borrowed the digital camera to "take
> pictures of your Mother's
> birthday," you neglected to mention that you were
> going to take pictures of yourself in the mirror
> nude.
> Then you forgot to erase them like
> the techno-moron you really are. Suffice it to say I
> have never seen such odd acts with a sauce
> bottle,
> but I assure you that those have been copied and
> kept in safe places pending the authoring of a
> glowing letter of recommendation. (Try to use a
> spell check please; I hate having to
> correct your mistakes.)
>
> Thank you for your time, and I expect the letter of
> recommendation on my desk by 8:00 am
> tomorrow. One word of this to
> anybody, and all of your little twisted repugnant
> obsessions will be open to the public. Never
> f***with your systems administrator. Why?
> Because
> they know what you do with all that free time!
>
> Wishing you a grand and glorious day,
> Cecilia
>
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