El Dilluns 07 Febrer 2005 14:00, Carles Mateu va escriure: > 1. Ens agrada la masturbaci�. > 2. Ens agradem nosaltres mateixos. > 3. Tenim recursos humans i materials limitats. > 4. No volem precipitar-nos, posant Linux o OpenOffice a la gent sense > que la formaci� (p.e.) estigui programada. > 5. El ritme de canvi de PC/Sistema Operatiu �s el que tenim nosaltres, > anem canviant al ritme habitual, sense que la migraci� sigui disruptiva. > 6. Ens agrada la masturbaci�. > 7. L'any 2003, al desembre, vam comen�ar a sortir d'un proc�s de > privatitzaci�/externalitzaci� duret, i agafar ritme i mecanismes de > treball costa.
:D Copipastada a l'OOo o canviau spam per masturbaci�: Man: You sit here, dear. Wife: All right. Man: Morning! Waitress: Morning! Man: Well, what've you got? Waitress: Well, there's egg and bacon; egg sausage and bacon; egg and spam; egg bacon and spam; egg bacon sausage and spam; spam bacon sausage and spam; spam egg spam spam bacon and spam; spam sausage spam spam bacon spam tomato and spam; Vikings: Spam spam spam spam... Waitress: ...spam spam spam egg and spam; spam spam spam spam spam spam baked beans spam spam spam... Vikings: Spam! Lovely spam! Lovely spam! Waitress: ...or Lobster Thermidor a Crevette with a mornay sauce served in a Provencale manner with shallots and aubergines garnished with truffle pate, brandy and with a fried egg on top and spam. Wife: Have you got anything without spam? Waitress: Well, there's spam egg sausage and spam, that's not got much spam in it. Wife: I don't want ANY spam! Man: Why can't she have egg bacon spam and sausage? Wife: THAT'S got spam in it! Man: Hasn't got as much spam in it as spam egg sausage and spam, has it? Vikings: Spam spam spam spam... (Crescendo through next few lines...) Wife: Could you do the egg bacon spam and sausage without the spam then? Waitress: Urgghh! Wife: What do you mean 'Urgghh'? I don't like spam! Vikings: Lovely spam! Wonderful spam! Waitress: Shut up! Vikings: Lovely spam! Wonderful spam! Waitress: Shut up! (Vikings stop) Bloody Vikings! You can't have egg bacon spam and sausage without the spam. Wife: I don't like spam! Man: Sshh, dear, don't cause a fuss. I'll have your spam. I love it. I'm having spam spam spam spam spam spam spam beaked beans spam spam spam and spam! Vikings: Spam spam spam spam. Lovely spam! Wonderful spam! Waitress: Shut up!! Baked beans are off. Man: Well could I have her spam instead of the baked beans then? Waitress: You mean spam spam spam spam spam spam... (but it is too late and the Vikings drown her words) Vikings: Spam spam spam spam. Lovely spam! Wonderful spam! Spam spa-a-a-a-a-am spam spa-a-a-a-a-am spam. Lovely spam! Lovely spam! Lovely spam! Lovely spam! Lovely spam! Spam spam spam spam! Si voleu la can�o (m�s mala de modificar amb OOo, aix� s�), aqu� est�: http://www.mailmsg.com/SPAM_python.htm No res, que l'enhorabona als jabatos de l'UdL :) -- Benjam� http://weblog.bitassa.net . ---------------------------------------------------------------- Podeu consultar els arxius d'aquesta llista o canviar la vostra subscripci� a http://www.softcatala.org/llistes/ ----------------------------------------------------------------
