Modest you...you don't want wifey to know about your conquests back when God was a child. Sas!
Jaime Solorza On Dec 29, 2014 4:15 PM, "David via Af" <[email protected]> wrote: > Im not sure what to say about this :) > > > On 12/29/2014 03:58 PM, Chuck McCown via Af wrote: > >> 1. If Hell is expanding at a slower rate than the rate at which souls >> enter Hell, then the temperature and pressure in Hell will increase until >> all Hell breaks loose. >> >> 2. If Hell is expanding at a rate faster than the increase of souls in >> Hell, then the temperature and pressure will drop until Hell freezes over. >> >> So which is it? >> >> If we accept the postulate given to me by Teresa during my Freshman year >> that, 'It will be a cold day in Hell before I sleep with you,' and take >> into account the fact that I slept with her the next night, then number two >> must be true, and thus I am sure that Hell is exothermic and has already >> frozen over. The corollary of this theory is that since Hell has frozen >> over, it follows that it is not accepting any more souls and is therefore >> extinct.......leaving only Heaven, thereby proving the existence of a >> divine being which explains why Teresa kept shouting 'Oh my God.' >> >> (an oldie but goodie, I wish I could take credit) >> > >
