That's funny. I have a boy going for his bachelors and masters in Phoenix at the same time and we were just discussing this exact joke. The one we saw was a test question to a college student who had to answer whether Hell was exothermic or endothermic.
http://www.pinetree.net/humor/thermodynamics.html -----Original Message----- From: Af [mailto:[email protected]] On Behalf Of Chuck McCown via Af Sent: Monday, December 29, 2014 2:59 PM To: [email protected] Subject: [AFMUG] OT There is no hell 1. If Hell is expanding at a slower rate than the rate at which souls enter Hell, then the temperature and pressure in Hell will increase until all Hell breaks loose. 2. If Hell is expanding at a rate faster than the increase of souls in Hell, then the temperature and pressure will drop until Hell freezes over. So which is it? If we accept the postulate given to me by Teresa during my Freshman year that, 'It will be a cold day in Hell before I sleep with you,' and take into account the fact that I slept with her the next night, then number two must be true, and thus I am sure that Hell is exothermic and has already frozen over. The corollary of this theory is that since Hell has frozen over, it follows that it is not accepting any more souls and is therefore extinct.......leaving only Heaven, thereby proving the existence of a divine being which explains why Teresa kept shouting 'Oh my God.' (an oldie but goodie, I wish I could take credit)
