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2010/12/17 aga madjid <[email protected]> > > terjemahin duoonkkkk ..... > > > > > *Sing moco iki., gak oleh ngguyu lho......* > . > > > > *GUYONAN SUROBOYO ....OBAT STRESS* > ** > Cak Paidi ndhuwe anak wedok jenenge Nuri. Anake iki waduh uwayune pool…. > > Sekolahe yo dukur, kuliah nduk UNAIR. Sak liyane iku Cak Paidi yo nduwe > pembantu jenenge Soleh. Pembantune iki areke mbethik. > > Masio Nakal tapi Soleh iku areke sregep, dikongkon sembarang mesti gelem. > > Lha Soleh iku wis suwe ngesir Nuri. Berhubung de’e pembantu dadi Soleh gak > wani nggudho langsung. > > > > Akhire Soleh oleh kesempatan.... > > Pas Nuri siap-siap arep budhal kuliah, Bapake Nuri nyeluk Soleh tekok > kamare, ”Leh . . Soleh, Bapak jupukno sandal ndhik kamare Nuri cepetan”. > > ”Iyo pak, tak jupukno” jare Soleh, mari ngono Soleh mlebu Nang kamare Nuri. > > ”Nur . . Nuri, aku dikongkon bapak ngesun pipimu” jare Soleh. > > Nuri kaget gak percoyo, ”Leh.. koen ojok kurang ajar lho. Engkok koen tak > kandakno Bapak.” > > Soleh terus mbengok banter,” Pak..pak.. Nuri gak gelem pak.” > > Bapake Nuri emosi dibengoki Soleh, mari ngono ngomong banter, > > ”Nuri kekno ae, ojo nbantah perintahe Bapak.” Nuri terpaksa manut, terus > pipine disun karo Soleh. > > Mari ngesun pipine Nuri, Soleh njupuk sandale terus mblayu nang kamare > Bapak, ”Pak.. pak, iki lho sandale sampeyan,” jare Soleh. > > > > Mari ngono Cak Paidi metu tekok kamar. > > Cak Paidi kaget ndhelok Nuri nangis, purik gak gelem kuliah, ”Lah.. Nuri > awakmu opoko kok nangis”. > > ”Aku mari diambung karo Soleh”, jare Nuri karo mbrebes mili. > > ”Opoo !!!” jare Bapake Nuri ngamuk, saking ngamuke sampek ngentut duuut. > > ”Leh ... Soleh koen kok wani ngesun Nuri !!!”. > > ”Pak .. pak, sampeyan ngono ae kok ngamuk,* iki lak cumak kulit mongso > kulit ” *jare Soleh.** > > Akhire Bapake Nuri gak sidho ngamuk didem-demi Soleh, *jarene cumak kulit > mongso kulit*. > > > > Gak suwe ibuke Nuri mulih teko pasar. > > Ibuke Nuri kaget pisan ndhelok Nuri nangis nggoguk. Bareng ngerti lek Nuri > disun Soleh, Ibuke Nuri terus muntap, duren sing sik tas dituku dijupuk > terus digebekno nang raine Soleh. > > Soleh terus nangis gerung-gerung ngrasakno lorone. > > > > Mari ngono Bapake Nuri ngomong Nang Soleh, ”Leh . Soleh, *iku lak cumak > kulit mongso kulit ae*. Mosok ngono ae wis nangis ?" > > ”Pancene sampeyan iku gendeng Pak !! ” jare Soleh ambek nangis. > > -- > you have this email because you join to "aga-madjid" GoogleGroups. > to post emails, just send to : > [email protected] > to join this group, send blank email to : > [email protected] > to quit from this group, just send email to : > [email protected]<aga-madjid%[email protected]> > please visit to www.facebook.com/aga.madjid, > add my Yahoo Messenger at [email protected] or > add my twitter @aga_madjid > thanks for joinning this group. > -- you have this email because you join to "aga-madjid" GoogleGroups. to post emails, just send to : [email protected] to join this group, send blank email to : [email protected] to quit from this group, just send email to : [email protected] please visit to www.facebook.com/aga.madjid, add my Yahoo Messenger at [email protected] or add my twitter @aga_madjid thanks for joinning this group.
