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-----Original Message----- From: Bambi Tummons <[email protected]> Sender: [email protected] Date: Mon, 10 Jan 2011 18:50:04 Reply-To: [email protected] Subject: MisfitsCafe.com - funnies Indiana Law Drinking from your own bottle in a bar can lead to your arrest. *************************** Chinese Translations I think you need a facelift (Chin Tu Fat) Are you hiding a fugitive? (Hu Yu Hai Ding?) See me A.S.A.P. (Kum Hia Nao) Stupid Man (Dum Gai) Small Horse (Tai In Po In) Did you go to the beach? (Wai Yu So Tan?) I bumped into a coffee table (Ai Bang Mai In) It's very dark in here (Wai So Dim) Has your flight been delayed? (Hao Long Wei Ting?) I thought you were on a diet? (Wai Yu Mun Ching?) This is a tow away zone (No Pah King) You are not very bright (Yu So Dum) I got this for free (Ai No Pei) I am not guilty! (Wai Hang Mi?) Please stay a while longer (Wai Go Nao?) They have arrived (Hai Dei Kum.) Stay out of sight (Lei Lo) Your body odor is offensive (Yu Stin Ki Up) Q: What do you get when you cross a donkey with an owl? A: A smart ass that knows it all. ------------------------------ Florida, Broward County Law Persons may not be "inappropriately attired" who work at hot dog stands. ********************* 1. Birds of a feather flock together and crap on your car. 2. There's always a lot to be thankful for if you take time to look for it. For example I am sitting here thinking how nice it is that wrinkles don't Hurt. 3. When I'm feeling down, I like to whistle. It makes the neighbor's dog run To the end Of his chain and gag himself. 4. If you can't be kind, at least have the decency to be vague. 5. Don't assume malice for what stupidity can explain. 6. A penny saved is a government oversight. 7. The real art of conversation is not only to say the right thing at the Right time, but also to leave unsaid the wrong thing at the tempting moment. 8. The older you get, the tougher it is to lose weight, because by then your Body and your fat are really good friends. 9. The easiest way to find something lost around the house is to buy a Replacement. 10. He who hesitates is probably right. 11. If you think there is good in everybody, you haven't met everybody. 12. If you can smile when things go wrong, you have someone in mind to Blame. 13. The sole purpose of a child's middle name is so he can tell when he's Really in trouble. 14. Did you ever notice: The Roman Numerals for forty (40) are "XL" 15. Always read stuff that will make you look good if you die in the middle Of it. -- http://misfitscafe.com/Bambi/ http://bambislilworld.blogspot.com/ Silence can be Golden, OR Dangerous... The same Is true with Lies and Deception.... Sorry For Any Repeats all shares snagged -- you have this email because you join to "aga-madjid" GoogleGroups. to post emails, just send to : [email protected] to join this group, send blank email to : [email protected] to quit from this group, just send email to : [email protected] please visit to www.facebook.com/aga.madjid, add my Yahoo Messenger at [email protected] or add my twitter @aga_madjid thanks for joinning this group.
