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-----Original Message----- From: Bambi Tummons <[email protected]> Sender: [email protected] Date: Thu, 13 Jan 2011 22:08:11 Reply-To: [email protected] Subject: MisfitsCafe.com - funnies Erms to Know TRAFFIC LIGHT -- apparatus that automatically turns red when your car approaches. DIVORCE -- postgraduate in School of Love. PIONEER -- early American who was lucky enough to find his way out of the woods. PEOPLE -- some make things happen, some watch things happen, and the majority has no idea what's happened. SWIMMING POOL -- a mob of people with water in it. SELF-CONTROL -- the ability to eat only one peanut. SALESMAN -- man with ability to convince wife she'd look fat in mink. CANNIBAL -- person who likes to see other people stewed. EGOCENTRIC -- a person who believes he is everything you know you are. FOREIGN FILM -- any movie shown in Texas theater that isn't a western. OPTIMIST -- girl who regards a bulge as a curve. MAGAZINE -- bunch of printed pages that tell you what's coming in the next issue. COLLEGE -- The four-year period when parents are permitted access to the telephone. EMERGENCY NUMBERS -- Police station, fire department and places that deliver. OPERA -- When a guy gets stabbed in the back and instead of bleeding he sings. BUFFET -- A French word that means "Get up and get it yourself." BABY-SITTER -- A teen-ager who must behave like an adult so that the adults who are out can behave like teen-agers. TATTOO -- Permanent proof of temporary insanity. Florida Law Prohibits unmarried women from parachuting on Sunday or she shall risk arrest, fine, and/or jailing. ------------------------------ ADVERT ------------------------------ Every household should have an emergency anti-depression kit in their medicine cabinet that should always contain: An Eraser, to make your troubles disappear, A Penny, so you're never broke, A Marble, to prove that you didn't loose them all, A Rubber band, to help you stretch beyond your limits, A String, to tie things together when everything falls apart, And hugs and kisses, to remind you that someone cares. * ------------------------------ * -- http://misfitscafe.com/Bambi/ http://bambislilworld.blogspot.com/ Silence can be Golden, OR Dangerous... The same Is true with Lies and Deception.... Sorry For Any Repeats all shares snagged -- you have this email because you join to "aga-madjid" GoogleGroups. to post emails, just send to : [email protected] to join this group, send blank email to : [email protected] to quit from this group, just send email to : [email protected] please visit to www.facebook.com/aga.madjid, add my Yahoo Messenger at [email protected] or add my twitter @aga_madjid thanks for joinning this group.
