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absurdor: juan The State of the Absurd 2025-06-16
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|#########_/ The Boulder
/ #######/ is at 23
/_ #####/ Its Slope is 2
/ /O_/ /
| /_ / It has been at 217
/_/\. / Moving as fast as 6
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LATEST EVENTS
[2025-06-09 15:18:09 +0000] Reported boulder at height 19 and slope at 2
[2025-06-10 06:54:44 +0000] Cosmo pushed the boulder
[2025-06-13 16:01:20 +0000] ais523 pushed the boulder
[2025-06-13 16:38:58 +0000] kiako pushed the boulder
[2025-06-13 18:23:32 +0000] Ben pushed the boulder
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TOP PUSHERS (since things got hard)
#1 16 ================ Murphy
#2 13 ============= ais523
#3 9 ========= Cosmo
#4 7 ======= Ben
#5 3 === kiako
#6 2 == Liz Wake
#7 1 = RadicalRose
#8 1 = juniper
#9 1 = 4st
#10 1 = oliver.n
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THE VEBLEN
The Veblen
is owned by Ben
and costs 11 spendies
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Do you have any suggestions on what I should put on the report?
Send them to me!
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juan
Registrar, Absurdor
