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absurdor: juan The State of the Absurd 2025-07-07
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|#########_/ The Boulder
/ #######/ is at 40
/_ #####/ Its Slope is 5
/ /O_/ /
| /_ / It has been at 217
/_/\. / Moving as fast as 6
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LATEST EVENTS
[2025-06-30 19:27:03 +0000] Reported boulder at height 34 and slope at 4
[2025-07-01 01:35:22 +0000] Caramel pushed the boulder
[2025-07-01 02:25:11 +0000] ais523 pushed the boulder
[2025-07-01 06:11:34 +0000] oliver.n pushed the boulder
[2025-07-01 06:22:08 +0000] Cosmo pushed the boulder
[2025-07-05 02:48:59 +0000] Murphy pushed the boulder
[2025-07-07 11:28:52 +0000] ais523 pushed the boulder
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TOP PUSHERS (since things got hard)
#1 19 =================== Murphy
#2 17 ================= ais523
#3 11 =========== Cosmo
#4 8 ======== Ben
#5 3 === Liz Wake
#6 3 === kiako
#7 3 === oliver.n
#8 2 == RadicalRose
#9 2 == Caramel
#10 2 == juniper
#11 1 = 4st
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THE VEBLEN
The Veblen
is owned by LiterallyAmbiguous
and costs 11 spendies
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Do you have any suggestions on what I should put on the report?
Send them to me!
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juan
Registrar, Absurdor
