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absurdor: juan The State of the Absurd 2025-07-14
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|#########_/ The Boulder
/ #######/ is at 45
/_ #####/ Its Slope is 6
/ /O_/ /
| /_ / It has been at 217
/_/\. / Moving as fast as 6
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LATEST EVENTS
[2025-07-07 17:35:14 +0000] Reported boulder at height 40 and slope at 5
[2025-07-08 01:21:03 +0000] Kaia pushed the boulder
[2025-07-08 02:01:40 +0000] Caramel pushed the boulder
[2025-07-09 18:41:47 +0000] Cosmo pushed the boulder
[2025-07-13 19:51:48 +0000] Murphy pushed the boulder
[2025-07-13 20:47:47 +0000] Caramel pushed the boulder
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TOP PUSHERS (since things got hard)
#1 20 ==================== Murphy
#2 17 ================= ais523
#3 12 ============ Cosmo
#4 8 ======== Ben
#5 4 ==== Caramel
#6 3 === oliver.n
#7 3 === kiako
#8 3 === Liz Wake
#9 2 == RadicalRose
#10 2 == juniper
#11 1 = Kaia
#12 1 = 4st
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THE VEBLEN
The Veblen
is owned by LiterallyAmbiguous
and costs 11 spendies
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Do you have any suggestions on what I should put on the report?
Send them to me!
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juan
Registrar, Absurdor
