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absurdor: juan The State of the Absurd 2026-04-13
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|#########_/ The Boulder
/ #######/ is at 20
/_ #####/ Its Slope is 6
/ /O_/ /
| /_ / It has been at 217
/_/\. / Moving as fast as 7
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LATEST EVENTS
[2026-04-07 00:03:25 +0000] Reported boulder at height 14 and slope at 5
[2026-04-07 06:53:48 +0000] snail pushed the boulder
[2026-04-10 19:26:32 +0000] kiako pushed the boulder
[2026-04-12 12:34:20 +0000] ais523 pushed the boulder
[2026-04-12 20:41:30 +0000] Murphy pushed the boulder
[2026-04-13 10:19:50 +0000] Galle pushed the boulder
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TOP PUSHERS (since things got hard)
#1 56 ======================================================== ais523
#2 54 ====================================================== Murphy
#3 26 ========================== Cosmo
#4 9 ========= Ben
#5 8 ======== Caramel
#6 7 ======= juan
#7 6 ====== kiako
#8 5 ===== Liz Wake
#9 5 ===== RadicalRose
#10 5 ===== oliver.n
#11 4 ==== juniper
#12 4 ==== snail
#13 4 ==== Galle
#14 3 === Automaticat
#15 3 === Trigon
#16 3 === literallyAmbiguous
#17 2 == 4st
#18 2 == kambri
#19 1 = nix
#20 1 = Nilrem
#21 1 = Kaia
#22 1 = Burning Beef
#23 1 = LiterallyAmbiguous
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THE VEBLEN
The Veblen
is owned by Mischief
and costs 46 spendies
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Do you have any suggestions on what I should put on the report?
Send them to me!
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juan
Registrar, Absurdor
